Soldato
Where did i put my gun.....
Joke thread v2
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I liked it, some good anti humour 
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
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Caporegime
What do Mexicans use under their carpets? Underlay, underlay!
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos
Nowhere near as good as yours
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Permabanned
People keep telling me Black folk ain't that bright. Well I've got one burning in my back garden and honestly you can see him for miles.
A donkey and a chicken are out in a field when the donkey falls down a hole. The chicken races over and jumps into the farmers BMW, ties a rope to the front and pulls him out. Next week they're out in the field and the chicken falls down a hole. He tells the donkey too run and get the BMW but instead the donkey walks over to the hole, drops his dick in and the chicken climbs out. Moral of the story: When you are hung like a donkey you don't need a BMW to pull a chick.
A donkey and a chicken are out in a field when the donkey falls down a hole. The chicken races over and jumps into the farmers BMW, ties a rope to the front and pulls him out. Next week they're out in the field and the chicken falls down a hole. He tells the donkey too run and get the BMW but instead the donkey walks over to the hole, drops his dick in and the chicken climbs out. Moral of the story: When you are hung like a donkey you don't need a BMW to pull a chick.
how can a chicken reach the pedals of a bmw, grip a stearing wheel, see where he is going, get the keys from the farmer to drive the bmw, tie a rope.
i call bs.
Caporegime
Its a joke it aint real
Whooshhhhh...dont think he was being entirely serious lol
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
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Alzheimer's protest march
"What do we want?"
"I don't know!"
"When do we want it?"
"Want what?"
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My Grandad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.
"It's worth spending money on good speakers", he told me.
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Jonathan Ross has been caught shoplifting in the homeware section of Debenhams.
When asked whether he felt his actions foolhardy, he replied that he had thought about it long and hard but had decided that it was a whisk he was prepared to take.
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Alzheimer's protest march
"What do we want?"
"I don't know!"
"When do we want it?"
"Want what?"
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My Grandad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.
"It's worth spending money on good speakers", he told me.
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Jonathan Ross has been caught shoplifting in the homeware section of Debenhams.
When asked whether he felt his actions foolhardy, he replied that he had thought about it long and hard but had decided that it was a whisk he was prepared to take.
Caporegime
Why can't you own Mexican cheese?
Because it's Nacho cheese.
Because it's Nacho cheese.