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Two young British men go to Amsterdam. Unsurprisingly, they go to the red light district. Big windows, prostitutes waiting for custom behind them, the famous red light district.

One of the men taps on a window and asks "How much?"

The prostitute working there recognises his accent and says "In your money...a thousand pounds."

The man is so surprised at the price that he just stands there, saying nothing. The prostitute turns away to smile at another potential customer.

The British man taps on the window again and says "Did you say a thousand pounds?"

The prostitute turns back to him and says "Yes. A thousand pounds".

"That's very expensive!"

"Well, it is double-glazed."
 
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