Do we have a joke thread?, if not i'll start!
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Man says to wife: "What would u do if i won the lottery?" Wife says: "Take half and leave you." Man says: "GREAT! I've won a tenner, here's a fiver now **** off
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laid in bed with the wife,i looked into her eyes and said "seeing your face reminds me of the lottery", because i'm worth millions to you? she replied. "no" i said, i wish you'd ****** roll over