Joke time again

[Drollic]

Why can't Sarah use the swings properly?

She has no arms.

Knock knock..

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

 

[robfosters]

What do you call two men standing in a window?

Kurt and Rod

 

[floatindolphin]

Why can't Sarah use the swings properly?

She has no arms.

Knock knock..

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

These are the winners!!

 

[Scrumpy_Jack]

These are the winners!!

LOL

 

[Sliver]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Thanks all, it's been a pleasure ! Goodbye and goodnight.

 

[Whitewater]

A long running gag on OFAH was Trigger insisting on calling Rodney, Dave.

A ha! Thank you

 

[scorchisio]

the original joke is superb i shared it with all my friends and it went down well. all 3 of them

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Q: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?

A: Blow him.



Q: What do you do if a pitbull humps your leg?

A: Fake an orgasm.

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

What do you call a woman with one leg shorther than the other ?

Eileen

 

[estebanrey]

What do you call a woman with one leg shorther than the other ?

Eileen

What do you call a woman balancing a pint of Stella on her head whilst playing pool?






Beatrix Potter

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

What's an otter's favourite curry ?

Tarka Daal

Sorry kids. Check Wikipedia.

 

[estebanrey]

What's an otter's favourite curry ?

Tarka Daal

Sorry kids. Check Wikipedia.

No need for wiki my friend, Tarka Daal is like a Chicken Daal, only a little 'otter.

 

[shootersam]

Cheeky bump. Boring day at work.

Edit: 1337 posts, I'm done now.