Joke time...

Soldato
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Man gets home, tells wife
'Get me a beer before it starts'
He drinks it then says
'Quick, get me another before it starts'
again she gets it, he drinks it and says
'another before it starts'
She says
'listen here you lazy fat *******, you walk in, sit down and start barking orders.....'
He says
'Oh God, it's started'

:o
 
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