He hasn’t read http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17981266
lol i havnt read that either going through it now. Makes an EPIC read while bored at work
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lol i havnt read that either going through it now. Makes an EPIC read while bored at work
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cant be bothered to argue my point actually
Got sent these this morning, i'm definately going to hell for laughing 
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"Jade Goody has sealed yet another exclusive television deal. She has announched that she will be appearing in 'Most Haunted' sometime in early April'
"What is the difference between cancer and a goat? Jade Goody can't milk a goat"
:"Jade Goody has sealed yet another exclusive television deal. She has announched that she will be appearing in 'Most Haunted' sometime in early April'
"What is the difference between cancer and a goat? Jade Goody can't milk a goat"
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Beautiful in the loosest sense of the word. She still looks like a pig's butthole.
I'm sure the poster didn't post it with the intent of being offensive.
Therefore anyone who chooses to find it offensive, it's their problem.
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You're getting offended by something, not because you're personally offended by it, but because others MIGHT be?
I hate people like you. Get a life.
I hate people like you. Get a life.
That's one for the confession thread isn't it?
england called looking for their spelling!
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Not even going to attempt to hide the cut and paste
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
> chemistry mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the professor
shared
> it with colleagues, which is why we have the pleasure of enjoying it as
> well.
>
>
> Bonus Question:
> Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
>
> Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law,
(gas
> cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some
> variant.
> One student however, wrote the following:
>
> First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
> need
> to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are
> leaving.
> I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell it will not
> leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are
entering
> Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
> Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
> religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these
> religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we
can
> project that all souls go to hell.
> With birth and death rates as they are we can expect the number of souls
> in
> Hell to increase exponentially.
> Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume of Hell because Boyle's
> Law
> states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the
> same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.
> This gives two possibilities:
> 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
> enter
> Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all
> Hell
> breaks loose.
> 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
> Hell,
> then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
> So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms.Banyan
during
> my freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with
> you" and we take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in
> having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true.
> Thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.
> The student received the only "A" given.
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
> chemistry mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the professor
shared
> it with colleagues, which is why we have the pleasure of enjoying it as
> well.
>
>
> Bonus Question:
> Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
>
> Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law,
(gas
> cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some
> variant.
> One student however, wrote the following:
>
> First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
> need
> to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are
> leaving.
> I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell it will not
> leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are
entering
> Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
> Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
> religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these
> religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we
can
> project that all souls go to hell.
> With birth and death rates as they are we can expect the number of souls
> in
> Hell to increase exponentially.
> Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume of Hell because Boyle's
> Law
> states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the
> same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.
> This gives two possibilities:
> 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
> enter
> Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all
> Hell
> breaks loose.
> 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
> Hell,
> then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
> So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms.Banyan
during
> my freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with
> you" and we take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in
> having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true.
> Thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.
> The student received the only "A" given.