Joke time

[fadetoblack]

Two guys are deciding about which pub to go out to for the night.
One guy goes to the other: "Hey, let's go to this awesome pub which I heard about! It's amazing! The locals there buy you as much alcohol as you can drink. And then, afterwards, they take you out the back, where you can have as much kinky sex as you want!"

The second guy says: "That's amazing! Who told you about this place?"




And the first guy replies: "My sister."

 

[EdGey]

LMFAO HAHA AWESOME

Get out.

 

[tankskun]

HAHA

 

[mac1st3]

meh, pretty good I guess

 

[platypus]

Where is this pub?

 

[waso_dude]

Thread misses his sisters numebr.

 

[roid]

Needs pics of sister.

 

[TheMightyTen]

This thread promised a joke, where is it? I'm still waiting for it

 

[Gaygle]

Joke time? Hmmm...

 

[Snakedoctor]

Indeed, I came in here expecting a joke. I should have known better.

 

[MowyTone]

Maybe people should post jokes instead of moaning there isnt any?

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony


(toe-knee)

 

[Deadbeat]

Maybe people should post jokes instead of moaning there isnt any?

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony


(toe-knee)

I don't think that one needed explaining.


What's big, white and can't climb trees?

A washing machine.

 

[MowyTone]

I don't think that one needed explaining.

it was just incase.....


whats green and brown and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?



A snooker table

 

[Zip]

What dont you say in a gay bar?

Do you want me to push your stool in?



Please delete if found offensive

 

[Gaygle]

LOL ^

Sick, but funny.

 

[MowyTone]

haha nice Zip

Two snowmen in a field, one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrot?"

 

[TheMightyTen]

What's the difference between God and a Surgeon?



God doesn't think he's a surgeon.

 

[Kennysevenfold]

Rofl

 

[EdGey]

lol very good, thread revived somewhat

 

[Gaygle]

It's still on life support. We still need someone to save the thread entirely.