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Op: Please stop posting. Nothing you have currently have posted has been funny.

Two biscuits walking down a road, and one says to the other, 'Hey, where do you live?' The other biscuit says 'I'm not telling you. You'll steal all my washing.'
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This is just as bad. Please stop.
 
platypus said:
Two biscuits walking down a road, and one says to the other, 'Hey, where do you live?' The other biscuit says 'I'm not telling you. You'll steal all my washing.'
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I love that sort of joke.

Can't wait til the real jokes come out about this whole deal.
 
I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
 
bbspeed said:
john a journalist asked a neighbour how long he had known frittzles daughter alice
Alice? he replied
who the **** is alice. for 24 years ive been living next door to alice!
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That was just crap on every level.

Platypus' joke was total win.
 
Turophobic said:
Old, posted about two weeks ago by me.
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uvmain said:
my eyes are actually bleeding.



please, someone save this thread!
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,
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Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
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Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
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Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
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Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
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Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment.

“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
 
i received that message last night (amongst other joke ones about the same subject), it was the only one that made me laugh :D
 
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