joke

-Exodus- · 30 Apr 2008 at 23:59

jesus christ......that was a joke?

*sigh*

Nitefly · 30 Apr 2008 at 23:59

The joke is that someone quotes a song lyric?

PardonTheWait · 1 May 2008 at 00:02

Heyyyy, hang on

I assumed from the OP that the girl in the news lately is called Alice, but she's not!

Any defense I made of this joke is hereby revoked, it only would have been funny because of the coincidence of the song being apt, but it's not, so you suck, OP!

uv · 1 May 2008 at 00:06

my god.

theses joke threads just get worse and worse.

permaban, imo, for the time people have lost opening this thread.

nyzrox · 1 May 2008 at 00:10

Whats big , white and cant climb a tree?....

A fridge

Vonhelmet · 1 May 2008 at 00:33

nyzrox said:
Whats big , white and cant climb a tree?....

A fridge

Wrong, the correct answer is Chris Moyles.

uv · 1 May 2008 at 00:35

nyzrox said:
Whats big , white and cant climb a tree?....

now *that's* a joke

KNiVES · 1 May 2008 at 00:37

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

MarcLister · 1 May 2008 at 00:45

Er what?

Gas Panic! · 1 May 2008 at 00:56

You're a joke.

Monkey Puzzle · 1 May 2008 at 01:08

mr_x_plosion said:
That was awful, just awful.

sunnysingh · 1 May 2008 at 02:02

KNiVES said:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

why did the 2nd monkey fall out off the tree ?

because he was holding onto the 1st monkey

why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree?

because he thought it was a game

MajorMaccas · 1 May 2008 at 02:21

Did the OP try to take a quote from Mr Chubby Brown and call it a joke?

Gaydumb failure

b1uepower · 1 May 2008 at 08:53

the fail pictures made me laugh more then the "joke" did.

fail at the internets · 1 May 2008 at 09:04

Moredhel · 1 May 2008 at 09:12

That was ****ing funny, rofl.

platypus · 1 May 2008 at 09:13

Two biscuits walking down a road, and one says to the other, 'Hey, where do you live?' The other biscuit says 'I'm not telling you. You'll steal all my washing.'

qwerty · 1 May 2008 at 09:47

The OP joke is hilarious! I love that song

milkinc13 · 1 May 2008 at 12:08

b1uepower said:
the fail pictures made me laugh more then the "joke" did.

same, that "joke" was worse than the others

KittensCake · 1 May 2008 at 12:13

Maybe I can salvage this thread with a gif from my collection of funnies.