joke

[dude333]

sorry if it offends anyone!


a guy and a fat girl are having it off

the guys on top banging away,

the guy says doing you mind if we switch the lights off

the girl replys aaaawwww you feeling shy

guys goes no its ****ing burning my arse

 

[AtlanticP]

lmao wrong but funny

 

[Stev]

sorry if it offends anyone!

Im offended.















p.s im a lightbulb :<

 

[KiTBoH]

lol'ed

 

[EdGey]

lmao. n1.

 

[Majago]

sorry if it offends anyone!

I'm offended by how poor this joke is

 

[GeForce]

LOL.

 

[asim18]

LOL.

+1

 

[apeZ]

Not bad

 

[Vonhelmet]

Bunkbed?

 

[Dingleberry88]

p.s im a lightbulb :<

Better than the actual joke.

 

[SimonTW]

Pretty good by OcUK standards!

 

[mac1st3]

I'm beginning to wonder why every new member seems to start their own joke thread

 

[Doctor_Zhivago]

I left my phone at home this morning, I've just nipped home at lunchtime to pick it up and my wife had sent me a text at 9:38am saying:

"Hi hun, you've left your phone in the kitchen"

 

[AtlanticP]

I left my phone at home this morning, I've just nipped home at lunchtime to pick it up and my wife had sent me a text at 9:38am saying:

"Hi hun, you've left your phone in the kitchen"

:/ that is all...

 

[shifty_uk]

It was funny when Billy Connelly told it some 7 years ago.

 

[touch]

I left my phone at home this morning, I've just nipped home at lunchtime to pick it up and my wife had sent me a text at 9:38am saying:

"Hi hun, you've left your phone in the kitchen"

I like things like this
Had a conversation with my mum the other day like this:
Mum: phone dad and tell him when we'll be home
Me: cant, i dont have a signal here
Mum: well send a text then...
Me:

 

[Ascendancy]

:/ that is all...

It was slightly funnier before he stole it from Sickipedia and removed some swearing

 

[-TNT-]

lol

 

[Azagoth]

That so called 'joke' in the OP is about as old as you can get! FFS, it was going around when I was at school!