> > Colin the Aborigine.........
> > A rich man living in
Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party
> > and
> invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Colin, the
> only aborigine in the neighbourhood.
> >
> > He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
> > Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns,
oysters and BBQ
> and flirting. At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 15ft
> man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to
> anyone who has the balls to jump in.'
> >
> > The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash
> > and everyone turned around and saw Colin in the pool fighting the croc,
> jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing
> all kinds of stuff like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on
> the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of judo
> Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Colin
> and the croc were screaming and raising hell. Finally Colin strangled
> the croc and let it float to the top like a dead goldfish.
> >
> > Colin then slowly climbed out of the pool.
> >
> > Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
> >
> > The host says, 'Well, Colin, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
> >
> > 'Nah, you all right boss, I don't want it,' said Colin.
> >
> > The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the
> bet.
> How about half a million bucks then?'
> >
> > 'No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Colin.
> >
> > The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
> amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?
> >
> > Again, Colin said "No."
> >
> > Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well Colin, then what do you want?
> >
> > Colin said,
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
'I want the ******* ******* who pushed me in.'