Joke.

chipperhead · 5 Dec 2009 at 20:03

Just been offered a new job by this bloke, £600 a week working for the brittle bone society.
I snapped his hand off.

tres · 5 Dec 2009 at 20:06

I love politically incorrect jokes

eddie86 · 5 Dec 2009 at 20:12

chipperhead said:
Just been offered a new job by this bloke, £600 a week working for the brittle bone society.
I snapped his hand off.

Azagoth · 5 Dec 2009 at 20:18

tres said:
I love politically incorrect jokes

Apparently, Tiger Wood's neighbours have now reported that they overheard him and his wife arguing quite loudly just before the 'incident' occurred. The alleged argument was over a game of cards that they both participated in earlier that day.

It turns out that a Club actually does beat a Spade.

suarve · 5 Dec 2009 at 20:57

Duke said:
USA's odds for the World Cup.

9/11.

oh dear.

Ascendancy · 5 Dec 2009 at 20:58

Ro-Ro-Rohypnol,
Till she starts to snore,
Quietly get your tackle out,
And use her like a whore.

Kennysevenfold · 5 Dec 2009 at 21:38

Oh my....

David41 · 5 Dec 2009 at 23:17

Just a quick one courtesy of Peter Kay.

Husband: "Why do you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"

Wife: "I'm not allowed to phone you when you're at work!"

hitmanuk · 5 Dec 2009 at 23:33

BAN IT OR HIM OR HER

jesus man

wish i was a mod

Vonhelmet · 5 Dec 2009 at 23:34

Azagoth said:
Apparently, Tiger Wood's neighbours have now reported that they overheard him and his wife arguing quite loudly just before the 'incident' occurred. The alleged argument was over a game of cards that they both participated in earlier that day.

It turns out that a Club actually does beat a Spade.

Spade? I must be behind on my slang.

chipperhead · 5 Dec 2009 at 23:41

vonhelmet said:
Spade? I must be behind on my slang.

Seriously, you've never heard of spade?

guyfawkes5 · 5 Dec 2009 at 23:44

vonhelmet said:
Spade? I must be behind on my slang.

Or too far forward - I always understood as it as on outdated term.

Vonhelmet · 6 Dec 2009 at 00:12

Ah, OK, I figured so. Urbandictionary confirms suspicions.

Redgie · 6 Dec 2009 at 00:20

No1newts said:
meh

qwerty · 6 Dec 2009 at 00:31

apeZ said:
Thought it might be worth a shot...

Police officers in Paris have arrested a man suspected of killing Princess Diana. Apparently he saw the car and shouted 'Princess Di!'.

You've had 12 years and 97 days to come up with that joke and that is the best you can do!?!? Shame on you...

Naffa · 6 Dec 2009 at 00:37

Wow, seriously shocking jokes to be had here.

gillywibble · 6 Dec 2009 at 20:13

Awful.