Joke...........

Participant · 28 Feb 2011 at 11:15

Deadbeat said:
The jokes on here are like Lily Allen. Start well, but fail to deliver.

Nasty

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Greebo · 28 Feb 2011 at 11:16

simulatorman said:
MORAL:

Best not post jokes unless they are funny.

Why? Never stops anybody else.

Angilion · 28 Feb 2011 at 11:20

A conservatively dressed mushroom is refused entry to a trendy club because he looks like he's boring. Somewhat put out, he says "I'm a fun guy!"

Nazca · 28 Feb 2011 at 11:38

I saw Countdown yesterday

He's Dracula's spastic brother.

Gelly54 · 28 Feb 2011 at 11:39

made me smile but not laugh

Kerplunk · 28 Feb 2011 at 11:42

Nazca said:
I saw Countdown yesterday

He's Dracula's spastic brother.

Why did I laugh

Dark_Angel · 28 Feb 2011 at 11:58

I am talking with the admins right now to get you banned...

Morba · 28 Feb 2011 at 12:25

You are a girl, right?

Dark_Angel · 28 Feb 2011 at 12:30

Morba said:
You are a girl, right?

Who, the OP? O.o

platypus · 28 Feb 2011 at 12:36

Nazca said:
I saw Countdown yesterday

He's Dracula's spastic brother.

Great

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trigger-happy · 28 Feb 2011 at 12:40

Morba said:
You are a girl, right?

No i'm sure it was a guy, thats what the majority of users said lol.

MooMoo444 · 28 Feb 2011 at 12:47

Deadbeat said:
The jokes on here are like Lily Allen. Start well, but fail to deliver.

thread saved

robj20 · 28 Feb 2011 at 12:47

Nazca said:
I saw Countdown yesterday

He's Dracula's spastic brother.

Great, just put it on my facebook.

antijoke · 28 Feb 2011 at 12:49

Is it bad I laughed at the last few jokes.

Dark_Angel · 28 Feb 2011 at 12:53

anticonscience said:
Is it bad I laughed at the last few jokes.

You have no hope. :mad:

Reality|Bites · 1 Mar 2011 at 06:55

What do you call a Virgin Train once it goes through a tunnel?

Dunno lol, just trying to make up a joke involving Virgin trains and tunnels

Cleeecooo · 1 Mar 2011 at 07:56

Reality|Bites said:
What do you call a Virgin Train once it goes through a tunnel?

Dunno lol, just trying to make up a joke involving Virgin trains and tunnels

Talbs13 · 1 Mar 2011 at 08:28

After spending two hours getting ready for our night out, my wife said to me.

"Do I look alright?"

I replied, "You look like a million dollars!"

"Aww, that's so sweet"

"Which converts to around 600,000 pounds you fat b*tch"

alexakasloth · 1 Mar 2011 at 08:35

I'm reading a book about anti-mavity... I can't put it down.

Cleeecooo · 1 Mar 2011 at 08:35

Talbs13 said:
After spending two hours getting ready for our night out, my wife said to me.

"Do I look alright?"

I replied, "You look like a million dollars!"

"Aww, that's so sweet"

"Which converts to around 600,000 pounds you fat b*tch"

ROFL