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Wasps are just wanna bees.
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.
The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.
Racist much?
Apparently 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile - luckily I live next to two gorgeous 14 year olds
Who apparently live next door to an ephebophile who doesn't know what a paedophile is.
You heard about the Rabbi who tried to perform a circumcision whilst drunk?
He slipped and got the sack.
A German arrives in Paris on Holiday. He hands his passport to a French Customs official, who in a disinterested fashion asks: "Occupation?" The German replies: "Nein, just visiting this time."
that joke seems.....familiarI was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai girl. I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection."
But she did.![]()