Jonny69 out in public.

Zebede said:
Bromley? As in The Glades shopping centre Bromley?
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That's the place!

peetee said:
Ann summers with dildos at the front door? Think you imagined that tbh.
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No, no, one fell on me once when I walked in. I expect.

Not sure what your local Ann Summers is like but the Bromley one is rammed full of them, nipple clamps, leather spanking paddles and all like :D
 
Iv been in quite a few ann summers and have been for years, and every one iv been in has had the toys and stuff in a seperate section secluded from most other things.
Generally deeper into the store so they are not accidentally stumbled upon etc.
 
Debenhams online is good for underwear. I've yet to buy anything for Mrs danza that looks duff or doesn't fit correctly.

Figleave is ok, but can be frustrating when you find a nice top/bra and no matching bottoms in the correct size.

If you're feeling flush try Agent Provocateur or Rigby & Peller.
 
Zebede said:
Blimey, small world; I work there. Do you know the West Wickham/Hayes area?
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Of course, grew up in the area. Remember when you were a kid and used to find ripped up porn mags in the playground and the woods. That was probably me and my mates that was :cool:
 
A guy I work with asked me to go with him to Ann summers so I could help pick out something for his tart!!

WTF do I know about womens undies, I'm hardly a chick magnet myself.

Ended up choosing something I liked the look of on the promise he sent me pics later.
Ended up leaving the shop with some **** rub somehow LOL
That was one weird lunch break
 
Thanks for the great Monday evening read! :D
It brings back memories, especially if you try doing that near the Christmas rush when its busy and raining/snowing. Smelly wet bus with dripping umbrellas and people standing up brushing bags and stuff in your face.

danza said:
Debenhams online is good for underwear. I've yet to buy anything for Mrs danza that looks duff or doesn't fit correctly.

Figleave is ok, but can be frustrating when you find a nice top/bra and no matching bottoms in the correct size.

If you're feeling flush try Agent Provocateur or Rigby & Peller.
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Agree with Figleaves, usually ok if you're lucky to find a matching pair in stock - or Agent Provocateur.
 
[noodle];12774954 said:
Sounds like the perfect day out.

Last time I checked it was still Sunday evening...
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Oops Sorry - forgot to put my brain back a day. Losing all sense of time lately - keep doing that! :eek:
 
Jonny69 said:
Robert Palmer's Simply Irresistable came on shuffle, which in hindsight could have turned into a Patrick Bateman situation, but I was already sat down and I didn't help her off with her pushchair.
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Listen, you'll have to excuse me. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes.

:)
 
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