Jordan is ugly!

Bubo said:
Do you want some cushions with your relief, sounds like you need a sit down after all that. You can probably get Jordan branded cushions. Probably will have a big J on them. In the shape of a massive ***.
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Actually I did give you away some cushions a bit willy nilly, if I could have them back please. ;) Thanks for looking after my well being so gracefull :D
 
Ugly on the inside and out. Every time she opens her mouth she manages to make me even more definate I would not want to go anywhere near her. Consider me the .000000001% who would not do her unless of course it was a snuff movie in which case I would do it for the good of the nation :) (That's her being snuffed, not me!)
 
Freefaller said:
Actually I did give you away some cushions a bit willy nilly, if I could have them back please. ;) Thanks for looking after my well being so gracefull :D
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Sure thing. btw let us know when you get tired of the teasing and facetious loop.
 
probably would

Would be a bloody good laugh and a good story to tell :D

the phrase "motorboating" comes to mind...
 
Her face is indeed a bit ugly and looks very old. While on other pics it looks very good, probably due to the makeup though.


Also is it me or are her boobs a bit out of proportion, a bit too big for her body ?

Her *** is class though :). V nice.
 
Nope she doesn't do anything for me. Seen better slappers on nights out, and even they don't do a thing for me. Mutton dressed as lamb.
 
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Bubo said:
Say what you like about Jordan, but she has got a much better business brain than anyone who has posted in this thread.
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That would be her 'business' team behind her that market her...she has no business brain that you speak of...if she does id like to see it.
 
I have to agree she's about as attractive as a baboon's backside, however, if as you say she is worth all this money, I might consider it, being a poor student and all :(
 
To add to my last post, I find she looks very attractive on this picture:

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But repulsive on this one:

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[color=yellow]Far too big to post as they are

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Since when does the forum have a size limit for pictures posted :confused:, they were already downsized from 2000x1758 ( the 2nd one anyways, but both were only 1600 pix wide) ?
Anyways, fine, heres 600px:

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snowdog said:
To add to my last post, I find she looks very attractive on this picture:

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But repulsive on this one:

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Really? I thing she looks awful in both, the first photo is practically a drawing its been air brushed so much, and she still looks unattractive, its that nose...

The second photo at least isn't airbrushed that much but she still looks bad.
 
She's a spoilt brat with a horrible personality and a body that's had surgery so many times it's falling to bits. To add to all this said surgery hasn't exactly made her a looker.

... but with that said i'm not too proud to admit i'd sleep with her if the opportunity arose, i've just got low standards :p
 
Like most models and so-called one minuite wonder celebrities, I really don't want to know tbh.
 
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