

Bit of irratable bowl syndrome etcTripleT said:Unlucky, it's a horrible thing to have
I had it in dirty kavos a couple of years ago, didn't eat for a week while I was there - drank **** loads though
Hate to say it but by stomach etc have never been the same since.Bit of irratable bowl syndrome etc

Sepheh said:Well I hope I am going to be okay after this, its horrible not being able to eat, I am so hungry but the doctor said I cant eat... He told me to drink water and flat lemonade or coke to keep up my sugar level... eww flat coke![]()
Zip said:Can you drink milk?
Sepheh said:Nope been told to avoid dairy products... I also been told I cant eat chili's which is like pretty much my favourite flavour!

Zip said:If you ate chili your arse will be like a fire breathing dragon![]()
Sepheh said:Well after abstaining from eating for a whole day (by the way guys I LOVE FOOD) I went to my GP today, they get me to send of a sample (NICE). Just before I leave the practice, they kindly inform me that I am not allowed to eat meat dairy products or infact anything than plain bread... They could have told me they would need to remove my testicles and I would have been happier!

Zip said:How about pita bread and toast?![]()
Jonny69 said:Hope it's not like squeezing hot rusty water out your ass![]()

Sepheh said:Anyway I was looking forward to my next week of work as I was finally doing a decent amount of hours, 50ish

Anyway yeah, now got a week off of work, and dont know how to fill my time! Lots of OCUK time I guess![]()

$loth said:Looking forward to?
Fill it with episodes of Lost, I would!![]()
malc30 said:What's even funnier is that before you go back to work you will probably have to give a stool sample to be tested to clear you for food handling. The little tub is comical that they give you as when you undo the lid it has a little plastic spoon attached to the underside.For the poopa scooping odviously.
Anyways don't worry dude what's a hundred people between tyrants i mean cooks.![]()
Get well soon and enjoy your holiday. Bit hard with ring sting though a.![]()

Matteh said:surely squeezing isn't required... I think gravity alone does its job at times like this![]()


After about a week I thought I best go see a Doc 
