just been spat on! aka “Boxing stance”

[G-MAN2004]

I go straight into my boxing stance

Brilliant.

 

[bledd]

Remember, when making a fist, wrap your fingers around the thumb. To protect it

 

[Lysander]

Woah...story changed.

That knife could easily have been for you, think you got off lucky.

No luck involved when you activate boxing stance.

 

[jamesaltria]

This thread is genius

 

[Dugganator]

Have you got a link to your local news website? I wouldn't mind reading more about this horrific incident.

I thought the same if this happened here it would be all over our local news paper. I look forward to reading more about this....

 

[Hastarius]

How G.s really approached the situation..

 

[Craterloads]

You, should have said this to him. Exactly word for word.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4l0ZyKmeNE#t=0m32s

Watch him scream "i'm not lennox" and run away. You win.

 

[LOAM]

His departure may well have been down to confusion as to which rule set you had challenged him under, was it Broughton's rules of 1743, London Prize Ring rules or the more recent Marquess of Queensberry rules. If you didn't make it clear which set you were using then quite frankly I'm not surprised he fled

 

[estebanrey]

So I was walking back to the office after lunch, walked pasted a man sitting down on a bench looking like he was waiting for a bus. I got about 3ft past him when I hear a loud spitting noise sounding like it was aimed I'm my direction, so I stop and looked at him and low and behold another spit ball winging its way to me, I manage to just slip out of the way just in time.
I said WTF to him, he then jumps up and claps his hands together and moves closer. I go straight into my boxing stance, he stops moving forward and runs off and I'm left standing on my own.

 

[mattx2]

So he was a nutter who managed to get out the hospital, had been loose since the 1st.
He had been doing this stuff all day according to the police, but this time he went into the local pub and got a steak knive and stabbed the first person he see.

It's your fault if you hadn't used boxing stance to scare him off he would probably be in police custody or dead

 

[nath247]

should have said to him "Hello [name], I'd like to play a little game".

 

[Locky]

I would have gobbed in his face back.

 

[koolpc]

Maybe you look like an old spittoon?

 

[Kenai]

 

[Sash]

snip

Winner

 

[Mat]

So he wasn't waiting for a bus after all!

 

[Twirlywoos]

Hi all,

So I was walking back to the office after lunch, walked pasted a man sitting down on a bench looking like he was waiting for a bus. I got about 3ft past him when I hear a loud spitting noise sounding like it was aimed I'm my direction, so I stop and looked at him and low and behold another spit ball winging its way to me, I manage to just slip out of the way just in time.
I said WTF to him, he then jumps up and claps his hands together and moves closer. I go straight into my boxing stance, he stops moving forward and runs off and I'm left standing on my own.

I was tempted to give chase to really sort this tramp out, but didn't.
A few years ago I'd of gone straight to work on him, but now I'm getting older(26) and wiser I decided I wasn't worth it.

What is wrong with people and what would have you done in that situation?

Is your name Neo? If so where is Trinity?

 

[Housey]

Where can one pur chase one of these boxing stances, they sound powerful and impressive, does one need any training?

 

[Soundood]

 

[mithrandir]

lol.

Worthy 5* thread.