Man of Honour
I've never met anybody off these forums before until tonight (except staff in the OCUK shop).
I was gigging at a Biker Rally in a place called Bignall End tonight when a biker approached me and asked me if I was Dave.
I said yes and asked him who he was.
He said he was off the OCUK forums but wouldn't tell me his name.
Anyway, after beating him senseless ( He is 2 foot taller than me) he gave in and said he was Benjamin Herble.
So Benjamin, I lost my virginity to you.
I always thought it might be Gilly or somebody else.
I was gigging at a Biker Rally in a place called Bignall End tonight when a biker approached me and asked me if I was Dave.
I said yes and asked him who he was.
He said he was off the OCUK forums but wouldn't tell me his name.
Anyway, after beating him senseless ( He is 2 foot taller than me) he gave in and said he was Benjamin Herble.
So Benjamin, I lost my virginity to you.
I always thought it might be Gilly or somebody else.