Yes. Not enough shotguns.
"Just stop oil"
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Yes. Not enough shotguns.
Remember when you were a toddler and you solved all the world's problems? Like when they said that crime was getting out of control and your four year old brain went "well I'd just hire more cops then"?
Remember that?
That's called Nasher logic.
Remember that?
That's called Nasher logic.
Oh this is getting sigged. You make JSO protesters look like geniuses.
Why don't you go back to circle jerking with Jonnycoupe. Oh yea, he got banned
oh yeah he did hahaha you really showed me lol soz lol
The solution is quite simple tbh, we just terraform Wales in to a few massive hydroelectric batteries and and voila, loads of stored energy.
Of course we'll need a few frigates on the dam to defend the water from the seagulls with gatling guns and maybe a few Typhoons cicrling the area because the evil russians will want to blow it all up. Seeing as we're bringing in the navy and the RAF to defend it we may as well install some wind turbines in the dams too as they also need defending from the evil seagulls and suicidal pigeons. Two birds with one stone and all that. Oh we'll also need some ships around the turbines permanently to maintain them, because apparently if they're not maintained constantly they'll catch fire and burn the northern hemisphere to the ground.
Of course we'll need a few frigates on the dam to defend the water from the seagulls with gatling guns and maybe a few Typhoons cicrling the area because the evil russians will want to blow it all up. Seeing as we're bringing in the navy and the RAF to defend it we may as well install some wind turbines in the dams too as they also need defending from the evil seagulls and suicidal pigeons. Two birds with one stone and all that. Oh we'll also need some ships around the turbines permanently to maintain them, because apparently if they're not maintained constantly they'll catch fire and burn the northern hemisphere to the ground.
I doubt it, the ones that haven't been flung in prison will simply change tactics and carry on.
LOL as I'm posting this @JonRGV250 posts the above. Classic JSO, hopefully they all get jailed too
I dunno, a drone took out Gatwick for ages. Theirs will need to be orange obvs, to indicate that it belongs to them.
I'll be surprised if it's not prison tbh. I think the underfunded justice system are getting tired of wasting their very limited resources on dumb ***** like this, when they could be spending their time dealing with actual criminals.
tbh I think we need to just pass a law that anyone who deliberately causes obstruction to anyone else can just be jailed immediately. No questions asked. This can then be revisited once these idiots have either got bored or died off.
They never expect anything more than a telling off, as that's all they will have gotten their entire lives. I suspect that this rather abrupt introduction to the real world is a bit of a shock to them, and I hope to hell it hurts like ****.
That's the "I'm having fun and there's nothing you can do about it" mentality".
I've worked with a few people like that, one of which was so bad it was hilarious. He was a massive Corbyn supporter in an office full of tory supporters, and not a day went by without him starting an argument about how great Corbyn was followed by such a vehement thrashing from everyone in the office. And he just used to stand there with that fake ass smile on his face which was basically a mask covering the rest of his body that was slowly crumbling. Props to them though, proper "'tis but a scratch" mentality. They will suffer like beaten dogs and still carry on smiling.
I've worked with a few people like that, one of which was so bad it was hilarious. He was a massive Corbyn supporter in an office full of tory supporters, and not a day went by without him starting an argument about how great Corbyn was followed by such a vehement thrashing from everyone in the office. And he just used to stand there with that fake ass smile on his face which was basically a mask covering the rest of his body that was slowly crumbling. Props to them though, proper "'tis but a scratch" mentality. They will suffer like beaten dogs and still carry on smiling.
Can we crowdfund a dedicated prison for them? I suspect they'll be clogging up quite a bit of valuable space in our already overcrowded prisons and I wouldn't want them to not enjoy their full stay so it's in their best interest if we make sure they have their own space right?
We can paint it orange, cover it in "I stopped oil" stickers and we can do a bit of the outdoor area in asphalt so they have something to lie on, maybe add in a honking van mural so they don't get too homesick.
I don't think it'll even cost that much, we can save some serious money by just using burning oil drums for light, heating, cooking, etc. You'll be surprised how versatile a burning oil drum can be. Paint them orange too ofc.
We can paint it orange, cover it in "I stopped oil" stickers and we can do a bit of the outdoor area in asphalt so they have something to lie on, maybe add in a honking van mural so they don't get too homesick.
I don't think it'll even cost that much, we can save some serious money by just using burning oil drums for light, heating, cooking, etc. You'll be surprised how versatile a burning oil drum can be. Paint them orange too ofc.
Yes, how dare you @JonRGV250 , Mr Conviction himself has condemned your actions, please can you present your apology to the Court of Apathy by 5pm, thanks.
You seem to have figured it all out so nothing more to say. I've made my opinions very clear in this thread on numerous occasions, your lack of conviction tells me that you're awfully worried about upsetting the very people who have caused deliberate, intentional suffering to untold amount of members of the public with their nonsense. Let them suffer. The harder they suffer, the more I will enjoy it.
How's that for fence sitting
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We have 25000 people through our doors on a good day. The queues can be over four hours long. No chance we're implementing that level of security.