KFC bird won't leave me alone please help

[FnG]magnolia · 12 Mar 2017 at 22:21

It took me a minute to realise how clever the thread title is. This plus the fact that his posts are written in understandable English can mean only one thing.

He's evolving. This isn't even his final form.

dowie · 12 Mar 2017 at 22:22

Ah - he's a chat bot!

mmj_uk · 12 Mar 2017 at 22:26

maybe he's employed a marketing guru and he's just subtly advertising his new male escort business. "The Tony Williams Experience"

datalol-jack · 12 Mar 2017 at 22:27

[FnG]magnolia said:
It took me a minute to realise how clever the thread title is. This plus the fact that his posts are written in understandable English can mean only one thing.

He's evolving. This isn't even his final form.

Our robots must combine for one last ultimate attack!

sniperone · 12 Mar 2017 at 22:28

So you met a chav online that likes kfc and rough sex in a dirty transit.

Housey · 12 Mar 2017 at 22:29

Just make sure you always have KFC in your outside bin as I am fairly sure she'll dive it and never make the front door.

Superficial · 12 Mar 2017 at 22:29

This thread is priceless.

I haven't laughed this much in weeks.

Housey · 12 Mar 2017 at 22:29

sniperone said:
So you met a chav online that likes kfc and rough sex in a dirty transit.

Stuff of dreams.

datalol-jack · 12 Mar 2017 at 22:29

sniperone said:
So you met a chav online that likes kfc and rough sex in a dirty transit.

A typical Sunday Essex then...

Whitewater · 12 Mar 2017 at 22:30

Sounds like you got yourself a keeper. Whether you want one or not

Feek · 12 Mar 2017 at 22:31

I genuinely thought this was one of those long winded jokes as I was reading it. I'm still not convinced that it isn't.

Where's the punchline?

datalol-jack · 12 Mar 2017 at 22:33

Feek said:
I genuinely thought this was one of those long winded jokes as I was reading it. I'm still not convinced that it isn't.

Where's the punchline?

In the toilet.

Mark A · 12 Mar 2017 at 22:33

Pics?

Mynight · 12 Mar 2017 at 22:40

Feek said:
I genuinely thought this was one of those long winded jokes as I was reading it. I'm still not convinced that it isn't.

Where's the punchline?

Won't lie I started reading and double checked it wasn't Antijoke before continuing

.

Mr Badger · 12 Mar 2017 at 22:40

neil_g said:
Lol @ the full Tony Williams experience

I'm pretty certain my uncle has all their records.

David_VI · 12 Mar 2017 at 22:46

What a brilliant story haha

ron3003 · 12 Mar 2017 at 22:51

Bunkup in a Transit eh? Coq Au Vin?

GarethSouthgate · 12 Mar 2017 at 22:52

Mark A said:
Pics?

It took far too long for this request.

Severe lack of bucket and finger lickin' good jokes.

Forum, I am disappoint.

ron3003 said:
Bunkup in a Transit eh? Coq Au Vin?

Now this is gold

thread saved!

2StepSteve · 12 Mar 2017 at 22:55

Scored a bargain bucket

Housey · 12 Mar 2017 at 22:56

Good to see he zinged her mind.