Kindest way to break up with your girlfriend?

When she comes home from work let her find you standing in front of the mirror, dressed in her knickers, singing 'I'm every woman'.

You're welcome.
 
Don't do what my ex of 2.5yrs did to me - on Skype with the video disabled on the last night of my holiday :o. The icing on the cake? The flowers and chocolates I ordered arrived 10 minutes after that conversation :(

Doh!
 
hibernian1875 said:
"Accidentally" leave your computer on with your secret porn stash folder open and invite her round... things should sort themselves out from there. If not then point her towards mumsnet to make sure.

In all seriousness though, be honest (but not brutal) and make sure you that you don't keep her hanging on by offering hope if there really isn't any as has been said previously.
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My gf found my stash last night well it was just an automatically downloaded attachment from an email of the Tulisa vid a mate sent me.

She asked me what I had been looking up and then we went and had sex. I didn't even have to explain myself, besides she had been out of action until yesterday anyways.
 
"You know how I've been spending more time with Paul from the office? Playing football at the weekends, golf before work every now and again, the odd drink here and there, that time we went to the sauna place for the whole weekend?

Well, I've got something to tell you. This might come as a bit of a shock, you'd better sit down."
 
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