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I want one, talk me out of it, tell me they are bad and there are better and cheaper alternatives.
(do they ever go on sale?)
(do they ever go on sale?)
Sorry, but I can't! We bought one about 10 years ago and it hasn't skipped a beat. It weighs a tonne and I can imagine we'll still have it in another 4 decades, it just feels like the kind of machine you could and would repair, solid metal etc.
If you bake (or want to bake) or anything else mixing-related they're fantastic. It makes the best Yorkshire pudding batter and meringues!
We've never used any of the weird/fancy nozzles like the ice cream maker or sausage maker or whatever, just the plain whisk and dough mixer.
Yep, read loads of reviews and found a lot of complaints about the motors being underpowered, and the thing vibrating and rattling so much when under full tilt (which is required for bread dough, apparently) that it was walking across the counter top.
Went with a Kenwood Kmix instead and had very happy reports from the marital recipient. Even I have used the thing a few times, though mainly for the spiraliser attachment.
I saw no such thing on the website...
It does say on their website that the Classic comes with a dough hook... presumably for mixing dough, but I'm sure that's more user error... and the Classic manual hosted on their website gives instructions on using the hook for "Breads, rolls, pizza dough, coffee cakes, buns", but that you should "not exceed Speed 2 when preparing yeast doughs as this may cause damage to the Stand Mixer"... but I'm sure that's just user error, too.
I read something similar... but unless you're mixing concrete, the machine shouldn't break in the first place. It sounds like a BS money grab, to me.
I don't know of anything else designed like that and TBH I'd probably not want one that is. I'd much rather get a machine that will cope with whatever I throw at it, and not have parts designed to fail every time I want a home-made sandwich!!
Me?
I'm not the one compiling threads with market research levels of complaint ratios...
So again, we have parts designed to fail, and the supposed insistence (feel free to substantiate that assertion) that if you want to do something all models ought to be capable of, you need the one costing twice as much....
Now it just sounds like you're making excuses for the brand.
I tend to ignore 'user feedback' for that reason, looking more at professional and objective reviewer findings.
You've got a couple here in this very thread....
Fine, go buy the ******* thing and shut up, then.
You specifically requested, "talk me out of it, tell me they are bad and there are better and cheaper alternatives"... no need to get all up your own arse when you get what you asked for!!
Me?
I'm not the one compiling threads with market research levels of complaint ratios...
So again, we have parts designed to fail, and the supposed insistence (feel free to substantiate that assertion) that if you want to do something all models ought to be capable of, you need the one costing twice as much....
Now it just sounds like you're making excuses for the brand.
I tend to ignore 'user feedback' for that reason, looking more at professional and objective reviewer findings.
You've got a couple here in this very thread....
Fine, go buy the ******* thing and shut up, then.
You specifically requested, "talk me out of it, tell me they are bad and there are better and cheaper alternatives"... no need to get all up your own arse when you get what you asked for!!
You obviously didn't look all that hard.
I'm told that ours was from the Artisan range. Other half can't remember the exact model.
But my personal experience would be nothing more than user feedback, which is subject to user error just like all the others, remember...
Using actual professional reviews, which would be subject to legal action if they published falsehoods, is far more reliable and far more concrete than 'heresay'.
It's good, yes... but you asked for "better and cheaper alternatives". Why are you so averse to being given exactly what you asked for?
Don't care.
It's the principle behind it, same as this supposed insistence on customers buying more expensive models that you mentioned...
I'm not at all angry. I'm just entertained by your gushing fanboy attitude over all this. It's like listening to a Harley Davidson owner!
Not at all - I very nearly bought a KitchenAid one myself. They're very good... but as per your request, there are better ones for less money.
It seems you are the one getting upset because not everyone is encouraging you to do what you ought to be doing for yourself.
It sounds like you never intended to take it anyway.
It sounds like you already made up your mind.
So basically doing what hundreds (probably thousands, by now) of articles have already done for you...?
Nope, and you're assuming an assumption on my part.
I don't care what the details are, as it's the principle of the design I disagreed with. Nothing to do with you or your assertions.
Why, when I have not voted against?
I've only done what you asked, which is to offer cheaper, better alternatives.
I want you to decide what it is you actually want, here...
- Do you want to buy a KitchenAid?
- Do you want to hear about alternatives?
- Do you want peoples' opinions just so you can rubbish them and ignore them?
Beyond that, it makes no odds to me what the **** you do. It's not my money...
Well **** it, then. With that kind of autocracy, why would you even need to ask for others' opinions?
Like I said, you already made up your mind before you even posted the OP...
I'm really not. Lol... ambivalent, perhaps, while also somewhat entertained by your contradiction, but certainly not angry... Lol....
No, you're dismissing those that don't gushingly affirm what you've already decided.
You don't appear to even know what my actual opinion is...
Ok, enough guys. Let's keep this civil, and on topic....
Wrong.
Up to this point I've not actually advised you either way. I'm letting you know what alternatives are "cheaper and better", which is exactly what you asked for...
Nope.
I do think you should consider why some people still chose other models when the KA is reputedly the god of stand mixers, while giving the gushing fanboy comments the same subjectivity weighting as those 'user error' complaints - People who drop a lot of money on top end kit will often understate, trivialise or even ignore niggles, problems and the like... I forget the actual term for it, but it's somewhere between commitment bias and the sunk cost fallacy.
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Have you read any objective reviews, assessments, product test or similar, that merely present the product as is and thus allow you to make up your own mind?
And you keep on procrastinating... Just buy the ******* thing, or don't. You've already decided you want one, and if yours happens to fail or simply does not meet your expectations, no amount of statistical opinion profiling is going to make any difference to your personal experience.
The fact that you're asking people to talk you out of buying one suggests that you already know it's not worth that amount of money to you.
That's right, *I* did not choose a KitchenAid..
To be fair @Raymond Lin you asked for people to talk you out of buying one and not for people to talk you into buying one
Ah, but are all of them the right model for the product you want to mix, ie Artisan for bread... or is every vote counted equally, regardless of relevance of circumstances?
Do hurry up and buy one, the suspense is killing me.
As an Artisan owner, that gets my vote
Which colour do you want?
Nice, did you nab that in the £295 eBay 10% deal?