Large Monkey Teddy

[Boycey0211]

All of them are from China and won't arrive in time

5 years was more than enough time....

How often do you need a 6ft monkey at short notice?? This has happened twice now, so clearly the need exists.

 

[Danger Phoenix]

Haha... well I never ended up buying it last time.

Trying to see if I can buy this:
http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/26/you-c...teddy-bears-and-no-one-can-handle-it-5462741/

 

[Pho]

Wasn't that on 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown?

09:35

 

[Hades]

Spank me a monkey?

Fixed

 

[Pudney]

It tells you in the news link...

http://www.costco.co.uk/view/p/hugfun-93-inch-236cm-plush-sitting-bear-3-years-999424

http://www.ebay.co.uk/bhp/hugfun-bear

It feels weird googling for "hugfun"...

 

[Danger Phoenix]

It tells you in the news link...

http://www.costco.co.uk/view/p/hugfun-93-inch-236cm-plush-sitting-bear-3-years-999424

http://www.ebay.co.uk/bhp/hugfun-bear

It feels weird googling for "hugfun"...

It's sold out in the website and the eBay ones aren't the larger size

 

[Caged]

Have you tried shrinking yourself and using a normal size plush monkey?

 

[mrk]

Have you tried shrinking yourself and using a normal size plush monkey?

I can confirm that this is the best solution and works without fail.

Wasn't that on 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown?

09:35

Didn't see those bits, skipped right to 14:03

 

[spenncerr]

Why have you needed a 60 inch monkey twice in the past 6 years?

 

[Jacksonn]

Why have you needed a 60 inch monkey twice in the past 6 years?

Why haven't you?

 

[Cosimo]

You could always go inflatable

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/2522...ICEP3.0.0-L&ff14=122&viphx=1&ops=true&ff13=80

Should give you hours of fun.

 

[Terminal_Boy]

Nothing to see here...

 

[Housey]

I'm not sure....


...but I think this has the hallmarks of one of the greatest threads in the history of the internet.

 

[Danger Phoenix]

Why have you needed a 60 inch monkey twice in the past 6 years?

I haven't... never ended up buying it the first time round. It was planned as a gift for the girlfriend (who now happens to be the fiancée) and I am revisiting it again for Valentine's Day.

You could always go inflatable

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/2522...ICEP3.0.0-L&ff14=122&viphx=1&ops=true&ff13=80

Should give you hours of fun.

That is not a bad plan actually, thanks for the suggestion! Now just need to find a place I can fill it up with helium... ideally somewhere I can discretely get it into the car before I get funny looks