26 Jun 2011 at 02:08 #1 Azza Azza Caporegime Joined 6 Dec 2005 Posts 37,964 Location Birmingham Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb? ... Because he couldn't part with it.
26 Jun 2011 at 02:10 #3 Zefan Zefan Man of Honour Joined 15 Jan 2006 Posts 32,781 Location Tosche Station Better!
26 Jun 2011 at 02:11 #4 PapaLazaru PapaLazaru Soldato Joined 23 Dec 2009 Posts 18,267 Location RG8 9 I went for a meal at the New Bombay last night. The waiter came over and said, "Curry okay?" I replied, "Go on then, one song then you can **** off."
I went for a meal at the New Bombay last night. The waiter came over and said, "Curry okay?" I replied, "Go on then, one song then you can **** off."
26 Jun 2011 at 02:15 #5 Bennie-Mac Bennie-Mac Soldato Joined 10 Sep 2008 Posts 11,973 Location Bangor, Northern Ireland Why does Snoop Dogg always carry a frying pan with him? Fo Sizzle.
26 Jun 2011 at 02:16 #6 Shayper Shayper Permabanned Joined 9 Mar 2010 Posts 11,319 Location Fabric Nightclub, London. Bennie-Mac said: Why does Snoop Dogg always carry a frying pan with him? Fo Sizzle. Click to expand... Oh dear god! Just cheered me up after a terrible day at work. Brilliant
Bennie-Mac said: Why does Snoop Dogg always carry a frying pan with him? Fo Sizzle. Click to expand... Oh dear god! Just cheered me up after a terrible day at work. Brilliant
26 Jun 2011 at 02:20 #7 CliffyBiro CliffyBiro Caporegime Joined 1 Mar 2008 Posts 26,303 It looks like 4P is trying to land a tiny golden eagle on his arm.
26 Jun 2011 at 02:21 #8 CliffyBiro CliffyBiro Caporegime Joined 1 Mar 2008 Posts 26,303 Bennie-Mac said: Why does Snoop Dogg always carry a frying pan with him? Fo Sizzle. Click to expand... Why does he always carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle.
Bennie-Mac said: Why does Snoop Dogg always carry a frying pan with him? Fo Sizzle. Click to expand... Why does he always carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle.
26 Jun 2011 at 02:21 #9 Jon1818 Jon1818 Associate Joined 26 Mar 2008 Posts 570 Location west midlands Thorpy dance makes this tbh
26 Jun 2011 at 02:25 #10 grez grez Associate Joined 13 Dec 2005 Posts 316 Location South Yorkshire I asked my mate when it was okay to have sex with girls. He said "It's legal when they leave school". Apparently he didn't mean 3:30......
I asked my mate when it was okay to have sex with girls. He said "It's legal when they leave school". Apparently he didn't mean 3:30......
26 Jun 2011 at 02:25 #11 Dewotter Dewotter Associate Joined 27 Nov 2008 Posts 2,165 That pic made it worthwhile.
26 Jun 2011 at 09:31 #13 Cosimo Cosimo Man of Honour Joined 9 Jan 2007 Posts 164,704 Location Metropolis Dire, ban him.
26 Jun 2011 at 09:46 #14 N19h7m4r3 N19h7m4r3 Soldato Joined 13 Mar 2008 Posts 9,640 Location Ireland Actually got me. I liked it, the pic made it alright.
26 Jun 2011 at 10:19 #16 Dabbles Dabbles Associate Joined 2 Feb 2011 Posts 1,766 Location Durham Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants? ... Because Chernobyl fallout.
26 Jun 2011 at 14:25 #17 TheYoungster TheYoungster Associate Joined 18 Apr 2010 Posts 1,062 Location Respawning... Dabbles said: Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants? ... Because Chernobyl fallout. Click to expand... Now I remember this joke, i will spam friends/family untill everyone i know has heard this joke. Starting with my dad.
Dabbles said: Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants? ... Because Chernobyl fallout. Click to expand... Now I remember this joke, i will spam friends/family untill everyone i know has heard this joke. Starting with my dad.
26 Jun 2011 at 14:28 #18 ScarySquirrel ScarySquirrel Soldato Joined 13 Jan 2004 Posts 23,945 Location South East Have you heard about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove.
26 Jun 2011 at 14:35 #19 Bennie-Mac Bennie-Mac Soldato Joined 10 Sep 2008 Posts 11,973 Location Bangor, Northern Ireland I passed my girlfriend on my commute to work yesterday. Such is the nature of a cannibal.
26 Jun 2011 at 14:38 #20 CliffyBiro CliffyBiro Caporegime Joined 1 Mar 2008 Posts 26,303 My doctor e-mailed me asking if I knew my "blod group". I replied, "typo." YEAAAAH COPY+PASTE!!!