Lazy Parking

If you aren't being sarcastic, it's very inconsiderate to do so.

On more than one occasion, when the car park has been packed, I've seen cars like this have their doors kicked in.

So by all means, continue to do so.
 
Make a suspect package up & tape it to the underside of the car & ring the Bomb squad telling them you heard ticking.
Get pics when they blow his car up. :D
 
Thats pretty bad, reminded me of something i seen at work the other week.
Couldn't resist getting a photo, and yes it is a woman.

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I do that all the time, but i normally park in the car parks where no one else seems to park so i just leave the car how it ends up :p
 
The '06 Corsa - what an absolute dipstick. I'd find it hard not to leave a message on the windscreen using my Warrior keyboard!

The mk4 Golf - thats not >that< bad, looks a mess but he can have as many cars on the road as he wants to be fair.

The '59 Polo - I guess its parked like that because its a brand-spanker so the owner thinks that welcomes them to double parking spaces.
I'd do the same IF & only IF the car-park is fairly empty & i'm parking miles from anyone else, which the camera angle does not show.

The white 106/Saxo(?) - A tyre nipping a kerb is fairly common, no issues there really.
 
On more than one occasion, when the car park has been packed, I've seen cars like this have their doors kicked in.

So by all means, continue to do so.

If other retards knew how to open their doors without hitting your car then there would be no need to park like that.

I love being a **** to other people, blocked the whole bike lane while driving the other day after some cyclist manage to knock against my wing mirror and didn't even say sorry.
 
I would have bounced the Corsa into the middle of the road, then phoned the police saying it was obstructing the road fully.

As for the polo, if it was packed car park, and I could get away with it, I'd go to town on both the doors with the heel of my boot, or more likely, park my car full stretch behind it and wait for them to come back, lol.
 
The golf is currently broken i think. He had the whole bumper etc off on easter sunday still hasn't quite fixed it looked like a knackered radiator to me. He has a escort diesel estate which i think he uses as a daily it takes an ages to start in the morning.
 
The Corsa in the op is the kind of thing I see and then secretly hope the bin lorry comes round that day and accidentally catches it on the way by.
 
As for the polo, if it was packed car park, and I could get away with it, I'd go to town on both the doors with the heel of my boot, lol.

Why? I'd just find another parking space.

I don't know why people always seem to try and get a parking space closest as possible like they can't walk an extra few steps. I always park in quiet areas of car parks now due to too many morons damaging my cars with their beat up micras and "couldn't give a ****" company cars.
 
I think the 'give way parking bay' one is the best :D

I just spat tea all over my keyboard. Thats epic.

Why? I'd just find another parking space.

I don't know why people always seem to try and get a parking space closest as possible like they can't walk an extra few steps. I always park in quiet areas of car parks now due to too many morons damaging my cars with their beat up micras and "couldn't give a ****" company cars.

Yeah I'd probably think **** and carry on driving, I always park away from the larger mass of cars to avoid some novice backing up into it. Although if the car park was near capacity and someone had done that I'd be pretty annoyed.

sweet justice!
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I would have bounced the Corsa into the middle of the road, then phoned the police saying it was obstructing the road fully.

As for the polo, if it was packed car park, and I could get away with it, I'd go to town on both the doors with the heel of my boot, or more likely, park my car full stretch behind it and wait for them to come back, lol.

Was about to roll my eyes, but then I saw where you are from so im hardly surprised at all.
 
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