Little Rant - need to bwaap bwaap a Seagul Chick

Radiation · 5 Jul 2007 at 10:14

Why do few people consider the more humane and simpler action like scaring the things away? How about using a super soaker or playing them crazy frog sounds all day from an old speaker in a plastic bag which can be thrown up on to the roof? Come on be creative, you don't need to resort to violence.

dustiestrat · 5 Jul 2007 at 10:18

yes but violence is in our genes and its fun

Noxis · 5 Jul 2007 at 10:18

Spend around £100 on a air rifle and shoot them. Sorted our squirrel problem.

SK07 · 5 Jul 2007 at 10:19

If it's crapped on you several times just take a dump and launch it up, 10 points if you hit it.

SunaseIPs · 5 Jul 2007 at 10:33

I'ven spoke to a friend says he'll do it for a few Beers.

dustiestrat · 5 Jul 2007 at 10:37

THIS IS SPARTA!

PsiFox · 5 Jul 2007 at 10:44

Corrected

dustiestrat said:
THIS IS SPATTER!

Le_Petit_Lapin · 5 Jul 2007 at 11:20

1) Buy a PicoZ mini remote control helicopter
2) Attach a long spike to the front of it.
3) Set up webcam/camcorder.
4) Have an epic fight with the seagulls
5) Upload to YouTube for lulz.
6) Potentially profit.
7) Have seagull for tea.

Pookie Bear · 5 Jul 2007 at 11:27

SK07 said:
If it's crapped on you several times just take a dump and launch it up, 10 points if you hit it.

I like this idea.

Just fling your own poop at them, see how they like it.

Andelusion · 5 Jul 2007 at 11:29

A water pistol is a really good idea, or just buckets of water/washing up bottles with water (old school), after a few squirts they'll soon get the idea and fly away.

Plus it'll be very amusing

seaviewuk · 5 Jul 2007 at 11:35

Seagulls only attack chavs