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agw_01 said:
I've got a stutter.

no shame in that mate at all :)

I think that in this video's case though is the fact that its portrayed in comedy movies that if you are hit in the balls you get a high pitched voice. And this guy has his cut off and actually has a high pitched voice :)
 
MarkyMark said:
no shame in that mate at all :)

I think that in this video's case though is the fact that its portrayed in comedy movies that if you are hit in the balls you get a high pitched voice. And this guy has his cut off and actually has a high pitched voice :)
Not really because if you *do* have your nads cut off after puberty, you don't end up with a high pitched voice.
 
fatiain said:
Not really because if you *do* have your nads cut off after puberty, you don't end up with a high pitched voice.

No I kinda guessed that ;) but it certainly helps make me laugh in this video :D part of why I think its fake too..........but hey I cant help what I laugh at :p
 
Chronos-X said:
translation?

Here you go ;)

host = Eric Hartman
high voice guy = Valair
woman in wheelchair = Marijke
man = talking guy in the audience

story teller:
17 years ago Eric Hartman was the host of the successful talk show called Boemerang a talk show
that caused a lot of commotion.

ERIC HARTMAN:
Marijke was 18 when a doctor damaged her spine during a routine operation and Valair was victim of an absent assistant, you are watching boemerang, and today we are talking about medical failures.

Interview scene:

ERIC HARTMAN:
Boemerang was it, it was mine. The first show on television where we could speak free about sadness, emotions and also sexuality, just about anything. It was a show that provoked a lot of controversy it was a life show. It was watched very critically. and I knew that when I made a mistake, I was ***** and umm, during my show about medical failures, it went completely wrong.

in show scene:

ERIC HARTMAN:
What happened exactly with you Marijke?

MARIJKE:
I was hospitalised for a tumour. And then they operated me. and then they hit my spine *sniff sniff*

ERIC HARTMAN:
We return to you in a few minutes.. Valair.. you went to the hospital for a simple treatment umm and what was wrong with you?

VALAIR:
*high voice* well umm

ERIC HARTMAN:
*cough* excuse me

VALAIR:
*high voice* well I had a lot of pain in the throat. And the cause was my tonsils

ERIC HARTMAN:
with your tonsils you say?

VALAIR:
*high voice* and the doctor recommended surgery. With this as the consequence...

interview scene2:

ERIC HARTMAN:
Valair was mismasterd on his vocalcords, and when he spoke, there came out such a funny voice and I had to laugh, and i knew that i couldnt laugh. So I tried to keep is in. but how harder I tried to concentrate on the earnestness, the more I felt like “I can’t keep it in” it was horrible

in show scene2:

ERIC HARTMAN:
Marijke? You had a normal life before the operation. And in the sudden you came out of the narcosis
and then you notice, it ain’t the same as it was. How did you react?

MARIJKE:
at first a lot of unbelief.

VALAIR:
*high voice* unbelief is actually the….

ERIC HARTMAN:
*laugh* excuse me..

VALAIR:
*high voice* unbelief is actually the right word what Marijke uses.

ERIC HARTMAN:
*laughs*

VALAIR:
*high voice* That was the first thing for me to. Because I thought, “it can’t be” that..

ERIC HARTMAN:
*laughs harder* excuse me, excuse me, excuse me ladies and gentlemen. So you try to.. *bursts in laughing*

VALAIR:
*high voice* I really don’t understand what is happening here?

ERIC HARTMAN:
sorry, Valair I’m really sorry.. excuse me ladies and gentlemen.. that means for example that sexuality a big problem is

MARIJKE:
My boyfriend left me.

ERIC HARTMAN:
mm okay

VALAIR:
*high voice* the fact is that..

ERIC HARTMAN:
*snorts*

VALAIR:
*high voice* that if you have sex, not only the physical counts. but also the sweet talk.

ERIC HARTMAN:
*screams & burst out in laughing*

VALAIR:
*high voice* I find this very inappropriate, I mean do we have to continue, because now I rather remain silent.

ERIC HARTMAN:
excuse me, ladies and gentlemen excuse me, we have a question from someone in the audience, sir, you had a remark?

MAN:
*low voice* I got the same….

ERIC HARTMAN:
*burst out in laughing again*

MAN:
*low voice* I was also hurt on my vocal cords in a very easy treatment.

VALAIR:
*high voice* I really find this very inappropriate!

MAN:
*low voice* I find this very aggravating. to be laugh at in the face.

VALAIR:
*high voice* you absolutely can’t do this..!!

AUDIANCE: *applause*

ERIC HARTMAN:
it was a conspiracy.. they just want me to leave. There where enough indications, normally I could prepare
my show with my guest.. that evening Valair couldn’t make it on time. Suddenly the whole network direction
and umm I was fired, and boemerang was over! And that was the end of my career.. my TV career.

you are still listening to radio randstad 103.4 fm with dj boemerang, I’m here far all your questions, requests problems, do you wanna buy or sell something. It can all be done, throw a guest ion to dj boemerang, and he throws the answer back!

*song starts, and movie ends*
 
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