LOLJOKE

Stewy · 2 Nov 2010 at 11:22

I liked the OP tbh, does that make me a bad person?

The Dread Pirate · 2 Nov 2010 at 11:28

matt_fsr said:
I think thats ******** **** *** *********** ************ ***

anticonscience said:
I ******* wish ***** would stop with the ******* **** jokes, **** like this is ******* ******* me off, and you are not a ******* comedian, you just suck ****.

So if you ******* thinking it's ******* funny to ******* post **** jokes, it's not ******* big or ******* clever.

Marky said:
What...

The...

****...

/bandwagon

When did I walk in to Jerry Springer? :confused:

Anominity · 2 Nov 2010 at 11:29

anticonscience said:
I ******* wish ***** would stop with the ******* **** jokes, **** like this is ******* ******* me off, and you are not a ******* comedian, you just suck ****.

So if you ******* thinking it's ******* funny to ******* post **** jokes, it's not ******* big or ******* clever.

I like that because I knew what all the words were

Tummy · 2 Nov 2010 at 11:29

That wasn't very funny

Infam0us · 2 Nov 2010 at 11:59

Cosimo · 2 Nov 2010 at 12:03

Next one to post bad joke should get shot.
Loads gun.

Deep · 2 Nov 2010 at 12:05

Whats the difference between Lily Allen and the Solar System?

The solar system has a Sun

That is the joke a mate sent to me this morning

Russinating · 2 Nov 2010 at 12:08

Poor taste

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Andr3w · 2 Nov 2010 at 12:10

I had a **** over Ali G last night.
The stain's massive.

Vonhelmet · 2 Nov 2010 at 12:11

Deep said:
Whats the difference between Lily Allen and the Solar System?

The solar system has a Sun

That is the joke a mate sent to me this morning

Van Hellseek · 2 Nov 2010 at 12:16

Andr3w said:
I had a **** over Ali G last night.
The stain's massive.

The stain is massive? :confused:

/grammar nazi

Musty Pie · 2 Nov 2010 at 12:20

Deep said:
Whats the difference between Lily Allen and the Solar System?

The solar system has a Sun

That is the joke a mate sent to me this morning

Im usually all for sick jokes but this was a bit OTT

Deep · 2 Nov 2010 at 12:31

Just to make sure, I didn't find it funny. It is clever though.
No doubt some people on here would it funny.

TheCrow · 2 Nov 2010 at 12:37

Deep said:
Whats the difference between Lily Allen and the Solar System?

The solar system has a Sun

That is the joke a mate sent to me this morning

Trolling dead people is jail time these days.

Craig R · 2 Nov 2010 at 12:40

Lucero said:
So I slammed on the brakes, but unfortunately I went into the car in front. A cute blonde jumped out and said "ram me up the backside, why don't you".

This, your Honour, is where the confusion began.

That's all very well, but where is this joke you speak of?

gillywibble · 2 Nov 2010 at 14:02

Always use a condom.

Participant · 2 Nov 2010 at 15:32

Got these texts today.

Female aliens have invaded Earth and are kidnapping men with big cocks. Obviously you're not one of them, I'm just texting to let you this space ship is ****ing awesome.

Shagged a girl with eczema last night. Cracking fanny.

mrk · 2 Nov 2010 at 15:34

Time to delete the people who sent those texts then

Participant · 2 Nov 2010 at 15:43

Well I wouldn't have any mates if I deleted everyone that sent me a crap joke! They pretty much all do it!

Another one I got was:

The Captain of HMS Astute believes his crew misunderstood him when he asked for his whisky to be served on the rocks.

Cosimo · 2 Nov 2010 at 15:46

Khaaan! said:
Time to delete the people who sent those texts then

Don't you mean ban them?