I hate my partner, she never calls, she just ignores me all the time, it's almost as if she isn't there,

..... or mabye i just don't have a GF
Nice to see that people are happy with their partners, as for me i'm happy as larry at the moment without a Gf so it's all good.
I don't believe in all this "the one" business as well there are 3 billion or so women out there, so to restrict myself to just one of them would be a travesty

(j/k)
There is definately more than one "the one" out there for all of us, as people who have lost someone that they saw as "the one" often find another "the one", and man life would be a tad dicey if you only had one chance with that person.