Loved up messages

Jennibaby · 5 May 2006 at 12:09

I know im cheating :rolleyes:

but my boyf and i have this daily routine of saying a nice thing to each other, before we go to bed and normally one during the day, or if one of us is feeling miserble, i want to send him a very soppy loved up message so i need your help cos i have run out of nice things.

an example of such a thing is written below and its probably the nicest one he has sent me so far.

"your not my angel from heaven, your my heaven on earth"

.......all together now aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kell_ee001 · 5 May 2006 at 12:10

You after something cheesy or heart-felt?

We can help with the first but not the second

Jennibaby · 5 May 2006 at 12:12

the more cheesy the better

SoSolid · 5 May 2006 at 12:16

"When I die and stand before god at the gates of heaven I shall tell him to not let me in, for I spent my time in heaven on earth with you."

Just made that up, don't know what you think of it.

McDaniel · 5 May 2006 at 12:19

"I WANT YOU - NOW!"

Sparky__H · 5 May 2006 at 12:21

McDaniel said:
"I WANT YOU - NOW!"

What every guy wants to hear from a girl!

&

“It’s too hot to wear any underwear today”

Jennibaby · 5 May 2006 at 12:22

SoSolid said:
"When I die and stand before god at the gates of heaven I shall tell him to not let me in, for I spent my time in heaven on earth with you."

Just made that up, don't know what you think of it.

FANTASTIC

Spacky · 5 May 2006 at 12:23

I have a message for him to say to you but doesn't quite work from your angle

Plus its a little rude

Edit - Rude funny not rude nasty

MookJong · 5 May 2006 at 12:25

Your as smooth as a Kraft slice have a heart as soft as DairyLee and make my mouth water like a strong stilton!

Spacky · 5 May 2006 at 12:25

MookJong said:
Your as smooth as a Kraft slice have a heart as soft as DairyLee and make my mouth water like a strong stilton!

Pah thats cheesey

MookJong · 5 May 2006 at 12:32

You'll never know how much you mean to me

Yas786 · 5 May 2006 at 12:34

ON YOUR HANDS N KNEES NOW!!!!

Seems to work with my gf :confused:

Sparky__H · 5 May 2006 at 12:35

Spawn said:
ON YOUR HANDS N KNEES NOW!!!!

Seems to work with my gf

I would wake up with a nurse standing over me

Skully · 5 May 2006 at 12:35

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Kell_ee001 · 5 May 2006 at 12:36

Sparky__H said:
I would wake up with a nurse standing over me

She'd get you medical help? :eek:

She must love you!

squiffy · 5 May 2006 at 12:37

"Whenever I see you I feel nausous" For some reason doesn't go down to well.

playworker · 5 May 2006 at 12:37

Jennibaby said:
<snip>

"your not my angel from heaven, your my heaven on earth"

.......all together now aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It would've been soo much more romantic if he'd spelt you're correctly

/Pedant

Sparky__H · 5 May 2006 at 12:38

Kell_ee001 said:
She'd get you medical help?

She must love you!

SexyBetty · 5 May 2006 at 12:42

Jennibaby said:
.......all together now bleggggggggghhhhhhhhhh

Fixed tbh, do you want some wine to go with this cheese?

Sorry, feeling a bit cynical today

Rich_L · 5 May 2006 at 12:43

I think I was just sick in my mouth.

I reckon you should not send the message so he'll be like 'WTF? Is she annoyed with me?'.

Then go round to his house and with some weedkiller burn "I LOVE YOOOOOOOOUUU!' into his garden so he'll always have a reminder when he leaves the house and returns.