I had lunch with the opposite sex today, she's got a long term boyfriend, 26yo, pretty attractive girl. We sat out on the grass by the cathedral and ate our baguettes. We get on well and chat about loads of random stuff. She was "presenting" herself to me, she knew we were doing lunch so she had a pushup bra on (she needs it) and had gone to Debenhams levels of perfume spraying, so I made sure I had some tighter than normal trousers on.
Anyway, ended up banging away on the grass outside the cathedral and got cranberry sauce everywhere.