Major love bite related problem

AthlonTom said:
I'm lucky enough to have secured a hot chick to take to dinner tommorow night, however I woke up this morning and I'm covered in bloody love bites, any massively hot tips on how to get rid ASAP? They don't normally bother me, but in this case theres goin to be a major disaster when we get back to me flat tomorrow night - I can just see it comin.

Regards Tom
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man it looks like you attacked by a animal a big one aswell that needs to go to hospital man for it to disapear,otherwise start praying,otherwise makeup and tell her you A CROSS DRESSER in your spare time
 
Von Smallhausen said:
I would personally get a blank piece of paper and doctor it into a doctors prescription with some made up medical name like Liberian Tetsefly Rash and leave it prominantly where she can see it, thus fooling her into thinking you have Liberian Tetsefly Rash, also known medically as LTR. It is a very rare skin inflamation that is cause by the Tetse fly which is in the UK as global warming continues. For effect, leave a Wikipedia page, forged, referring to LTR as you are keen to read up on it.

If she believes that, charming the Alan Whickers off her should be a doddle.
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ha ha man that a great idea hey listen to this guy!i like that one man the safest yet affective excuse to use
 
stevechapman said:
So if you did use all them ideas of skin disease etc lmao

wouldnt she know they wernt true?

Steve
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maybe shes open to new ideas of skin rashes hey????or you could just tell her the truth and ask the woman who nibbled your chest/neck/everything else to join you and your new date therefor getts that out the way,there we go problem solved!maybe they can have a compition on who can suck your neck the hardest that will clearly lead to other sucking compitions!hey good idea???
 
Kell_ee001 said:
Although she does sound like a real classy bird...
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LOL... my god thats funny... you dont even know the gal and here you are sarcastically mocking how classy she is.. hehe do get a kick putting others down? :p

jealous tbh........ :p
 
Rosbif said:
LOL... my god thats funny... you dont even know the gal and here you are sarcastically mocking how classy she is.. hehe do get a kick putting others down? :p

jealous tbh........ :p
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relax jack nothing like that!im the problem *** docter solver you know the saying fight fire with fire this comes into play in this situation
 
ive got an allergy to midges so every summer when the little buggers come out...it seems that I have a major case of small pox... problem solved ...your love bites are midge bites
 
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I'm confused.

Are you with the animal that savaged your neck or the one you've played for a fool? Nice work either way.
 
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