Went out with a mate Years ago on the Lash, Started around mid day & then ended up going into town around evening time.
My mate who we shall call Oliver came with us & was doing Double Vodka Red Bulls with us as they were so cheap in this boozer we were in.
I gotta go I gotta go he kept saying but we kept pouring V+RB's down his neck.
Come about 10pm he just said I gotta go & left.
We all carried on & got proper messy & around 1am when I was wandering around this Club I realised I was lost/alone/slaughtered & wandered off home.
Around 6am my moby rang.
Ha How do you feel now then ?
**** Off Oliver.
Tell you what Malc I crapped myself on the way home.
Why what happened ? Thinking he had been set upon by Chavs or summit.
No Malc I Crapped myself.
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He then went on to tell me how he got around the corner & thought he had a fart coming but it wasn't a fart & he crapped himself there in the street.
He also told me how he had to walk home & strip off & put his clothes in the washer & have a bath before he could go to bed.
Moral of the story Don't drink Double Vodka Red Bulls & Fart.
