
Not funny now.![]()
An Old lady enters a lift in a shopping centre when two footballers wives enter.
The door closes and one of the women raises her wrist to the other wife and says ” chanel No5, 35 pound from selfidges” the other wife does the same and says ” Gucci 65 pounds, Harrods” the old lady lifts one leg rips out a huge fart and says “Sprouts 99p asda!”

