Makeup free selfies

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Blade Runner, as I'm sure you know featured an 'Esper' machine which let Deckard look around corners in bathrooms and stuff from a 2D image to see things that would never have been photographed.
My app can do that.

Module was augmented reality.
 
It's just a stupid app, I'm sure plenty of women are downloading it right now to have a good old laugh at the generic horror shows that it throws up and winding up their mates with it.

The best thing to do with screaming lunatics is ignore them, they want an audience to play up to so don't give it to them.

Yes, but if we ignore them then the good people of OcUK can’t get their morning Victor Meldrew! :(

As for the app it just looks like it removes some contrast/saturation and adds some noise to their faces?
 
I love how people are saying that it does not work because if they use it without make-up, it looks wrong...

Its designed to remove make-up, putting in a picture with no-make is bound to make it behave oddly...

Its a "meh" from me. We all know what make-up does, and that people look different" without it. Storm in a tea cup.
 
the 'outrage' over this is ridiculous, it does more than remove makeup and removing makeup isn't inherently sexist - men can wear makeup too

I think the outrage over the apps that display your face as white/chinese/indian/black etc.. as supposedly being 'racist' are ridiculous too, I don't see much difference there between having those options and having say you as an old person, as the opposite gender etc.. they're just a bit of fun and frankly there isn't anything inherently racist about it
 
Yes, but if we ignore them then the good people of OcUK can’t get their morning Victor Meldrew! :(

As for the app it just looks like it removes some contrast/saturation and adds some noise to their faces?
It removes thick black lines from mascara and colours from eye shadow and blusher. That's why in some pictures the eyes look strange because it is conflicting with the pupils in the photo.
 
Another Walter Mitty take in the making.

There are two types of people in this world. Those who lack imagination and conform to the world, and those with imagination who change the world.

You have my sympathies.
 
Well, this is what it does. No wonder people are mad.

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So apparently it's now sexist to see a woman without makeup. :confused:

Ironically, Second Wave feminists would approve of this app.
 
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Should be mandatory filter on any selfie a woman posts, might cut down on the thousands of stupid toilet selfies.

Am I weird that I have never taken a selfie?
 
This app doesn't remove make up it just makes people uglier by heavily decreasing the density of their eyelashes, eyebrows and increasing the density of skin irregularities.

But hey, why miss an opportunity to get outraged about people getting outraged? :rolleyes:
 
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