Man confesses murder on his deathbed, but recovers...

V4NT0M · 24 Mar 2009 at 00:07

I'll remember never to do that one then...

Marzo · 24 Mar 2009 at 00:08

ROFL, oh my must be gutted!

fez · 24 Mar 2009 at 00:14

That is quite possibly the best story ever! Not only did he confess because he thought he was going to die but now he might get the death penalty. Bet he didnt see that one coming. As said, there will need to be proof of the crime but maybe he went the full hog with the confession and told them some information about it. He was implecated in the crime anyway and he just ran away so I should think that they have a pretty strong case already.

VaderDSL · 24 Mar 2009 at 00:17

Karma kicks ass

LoadsaMoney · 24 Mar 2009 at 00:23

V4NT0M · 24 Mar 2009 at 00:34

Tefal said:
I stole maddie...

There you go a confession. Doesn't mean it's true. He could just say he was lying unless they have evidence they wont even be able to get a conviction unless he wants them to.

Have you read the article?

Cr0fty · 24 Mar 2009 at 00:36

lozzick said:
Haha he did it for religious reasons and then got pwned by God.

This made me lol ^

I bet he is feeling damn stupid now!

DragonWoLf · 24 Mar 2009 at 00:36

pwnd by God

moremoney · 24 Mar 2009 at 00:48

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

ScarySquirrel · 24 Mar 2009 at 01:17

This is why regen health sucks.

wedgie · 24 Mar 2009 at 01:34

Tefal said:
unless they can find any evidence though it isn't enough for a conviction.

Not read the story?

Mr Brewer had reportedly moved to Oklahoma from Tennessee after jumping bail after he was originally arrested and charged with Mr Carroll's murder in 1977.

The former factory worker changed his name to Michael Anderson and settled down with his wife, Dorothy, in the town of Shawnee.

gillywibble · 24 Mar 2009 at 08:50

I murdered a pint once.

Cosimo · 24 Mar 2009 at 09:03

gillywibble said:
I murdered a pint once.

Do you feel better now that you’ve confessed?

Bill Door · 24 Mar 2009 at 09:04

You could take the view that he was spared by God because of his confession, perhaps if he had not confessed then he would have died.

'pwnd by God' is hardly apt, it's not as if he has lost anything compared to if he had died as he expected to.

Wilderbeast · 24 Mar 2009 at 09:56

Bill Door said:
You could take the view that he was spared by God because of his confession, perhaps if he had not confessed then he would have died.

'pwnd by God' is hardly apt, it's not as if he has lost anything compared to if he had died as he expected to.

Yes he has, hes quite possibly lost the right to a natural death, and instead now faces being killed by his peers.

Kerplunk · 24 Mar 2009 at 10:02

Noob

Lolfail

magick · 24 Mar 2009 at 10:52

Bill Door said:
You could take the view that he was spared by God because of his confession, perhaps if he had not confessed then he would have died.

'pwnd by God' is hardly apt, it's not as if he has lost anything compared to if he had died as he expected to.

But you could also take the view that this is God testing him to see if he's really sorry and whether he will be willing to spend the rest of his life in jail or on death row to redeem himself? As opposed to just confessing before he dies then angels carrying him off to heaven for all eternity.

Sankari · 24 Mar 2009 at 11:00

You could also take the view that God has a very dark sense of humour.

KNiVES · 24 Mar 2009 at 11:05

Or that God doesn't exist. You bunch of crazy nutjobs.

PESolution · 24 Mar 2009 at 12:05

haha priceless