Man throws his penis at police officers

pyro · 20 Mar 2006 at 22:22

What......?

PardonTheWait · 20 Mar 2006 at 22:22

Otacon said:

Gilly · 20 Mar 2006 at 22:22

Mohinder said:

Inquisitor · 20 Mar 2006 at 22:22

Hahaha, keep 'em coming lads

PardonTheWait · 20 Mar 2006 at 22:24

Gilly said:
That depends, was one of them smaller than you'd think?

Like my johnson

bingham67 · 20 Mar 2006 at 22:24

erm ouch

iCraig · 20 Mar 2006 at 22:24

Otacon said:
You have to wonder what he hoped to achieve :/

I've spent 5 mins at this reply box trying to think of some possible motive.

I have no idea what it could possibly achieve either. He is a maniac.

Emlyn_Dewar · 20 Mar 2006 at 22:26

Visage said:
We've all done it.....

Haha

Some genus replies in this thread!

Gilly · 20 Mar 2006 at 22:28

Emlyn_Dewar said:
Haha Some genus replies in this thread!

Only the one saying we've all done it

Morba · 20 Mar 2006 at 22:29

fruitcake tbh

LordSplodge · 20 Mar 2006 at 22:34

The guy is called Fik for the love of god.

"Excuse me, Sir. Do you know that is an offensive weapon."

Kerplunk · 20 Mar 2006 at 22:34

"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.

Re-attach it, genius.

DarkShadow · 20 Mar 2006 at 22:36

iCraig · 20 Mar 2006 at 22:38

Kerplunk said:
Re-attach it, genius.

Well, I wouldn't bother re-attaching it tbh.

He is only going to cut it off again the next time he hears sirens.

Kell_ee001 · 20 Mar 2006 at 22:38

LMAO

William · 20 Mar 2006 at 22:38

Sounds like a 'tall' tale to me.

Kerplunk · 20 Mar 2006 at 22:39

iCraig said:
Well, I wouldn't bother re-attaching it tbh.

He is only going to cut it off again the next time he hears sirens.

Too late, he has :eek:

Gilly · 20 Mar 2006 at 22:40

Kerplunk said:
Too late, he has

Again?

Kerplunk · 20 Mar 2006 at 22:40

Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.

iCraig · 20 Mar 2006 at 22:41

Sigh, well just attach it to his head, thats where it belongs.