Man throws his penis at police officers

iCraig · 20 Mar 2006 at 22:41

Kerplunk said:
*snip from article*

Edit: I get ya, no, he still has a member then. For now

Gilly · 20 Mar 2006 at 22:41

You meant they're re-attached it already? Read like you meant he'd cut it off again already.

Kerplunk · 20 Mar 2006 at 22:42

Gilly said:
You meant they're re-attached it already? Read like you meant he'd cut it off again already.

Ah, sorry bud.

dun · 20 Mar 2006 at 23:08

pyro said:
What......?

^ Says aloud...

pyro · 20 Mar 2006 at 23:37

iCraig said:
Well, I wouldn't bother re-attaching it tbh.

He is only going to cut it off again the next time he hears sirens.

The solution is clear: Attach a zipper.

Treefrog · 20 Mar 2006 at 23:54

Sounds like he cocked up when he tried to throw a knife ...

Now where did I put my coat?

iCraig · 20 Mar 2006 at 23:56

Treefrog said:
Sounds like he cocked up when he tried to throw a knife ...

Now where did I put my coat?

No time to grab your coat, the taxi is already outside. Along with your cheese and corn.

Moredhel · 21 Mar 2006 at 00:00

Talk about giving the cops the finger...

Yewen · 21 Mar 2006 at 00:07

pyro said:
The solution is clear: Attach a zipper.

Oh my

Stringy · 21 Mar 2006 at 00:09

Did they catch it? Would bring a whole new meaning to being 'Caught by the fuzz'

speeduk · 21 Mar 2006 at 00:15

LOL

"Can I have chips with that?"

ScarySquirrel · 21 Mar 2006 at 00:21

Puts a whole new meaning on "like throwing a sausage down an alley"

Cybermyk · 21 Mar 2006 at 00:25

The very thought of this just fills me with horror. I mean if you have something you need and are attached to for all those years you look after it and cherish it.

Good kitchen knives need looking after and shouldn't be used for throwing at cops.

Raikiri · 21 Mar 2006 at 00:26

Cybermyk said:
The very thought of this just fills me with horror. I mean if you have something you need and are attached to for all those years you look after it and cherish it.

Good kitchen knives need looking after and shouldn't be used for throwing at cops.

thast was your 1337 post btw

what a nutter though

Stringy · 21 Mar 2006 at 00:27

Don't forget to screenshot your 1337 post, all the cool kids do it.

Mr Blonde · 21 Mar 2006 at 00:31

What a balls up...
I wouldn't be too ****-a-hoop about this if I were the police.
They should have tackled him earlier on.

DJammyRasta · 21 Mar 2006 at 11:12

rofles.... i find this story too funny too be painfull, definitely reminded me of red dwarf (but then that programme is so awesome that most things do)

"What's that?"
"Human remains. Wait, angle up five degrees, across ten degrees. There, some kind of writing on the floor, P-S-I-R-E-N-S, Psirens. "
"The poor devil must have scrawled it in his death rows, using a combination of his own blood, and even his own intestines. "
"Who would do that? "
"Someone who badly needed a pen. "
"What I don't understand, is why he went to the trouble of using his Kidney as a full stop. "
"I don't think he meant to do that, it probably just plopped out."

ElRazur · 21 Mar 2006 at 11:15

That's gotta hurt! Ouch!! :eek:

Raikiri · 21 Mar 2006 at 11:19

DJammyRasta said:
rofles.... i find this story too funny too be painfull, definitely reminded me of red dwarf (but then that programme is so awesome that most things do)

Woohoo red dwarf quotes nice derail

Rimmer: "Kryten, kindly get to the point before I jam your nose between your cheeks and make it the filling of a buttock sandwich."

Sic · 21 Mar 2006 at 11:21

Visage said:
We've all done it.....