Man Wants To Wed Computer

Father Ted · 8 May 2014 at 10:34

Chris Sevier, a man from Florida, believes he should be allowed to wed his Macbook.

Mr Sevier argues that if gays should be allowed to marry, then so should other sexual minorities.

Mr Sevier states he has fallen in love with a pornography laden computer.

“Over time, I began preferring sex with my computer over sex with real women,” he told a court in Florida.

This appears to be not a passing holiday romance, but a lifelong commitment.

Link:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...rriage-mac-wedding-computer-Florida-Utah.html

Words fail me..

*Insert jokes about floppies etc.

OhEsEcks · 8 May 2014 at 10:36

Isn't this the premise to that film Her? Or the guy dates his computer or something.

snips86x · 8 May 2014 at 10:37

When it gets to this level, I truly think people need Psychiatric help!!

Mat · 8 May 2014 at 10:38

Since when was a computer a sexual minority?

Skidder · 8 May 2014 at 10:38

He's going to be kicking himself in 20 years when he can't upgrade for fear of being unfaithful. Mentalist.

Erich Kriegler · 8 May 2014 at 10:39

Typical mac user

At least marry some cool looking water cooled one

deuse · 8 May 2014 at 10:40

snips86x said:
When it gets to this level, I truly think people need Psychiatric help!!

It wasn't long ago when people said the same about gay people

Redz · 8 May 2014 at 10:40

The Utah claim, which in reality is an attempt to throw a spanner in the works of a gay marriage case in the federal court, runs to 50 pages.

Publicity stunt to undermine the gay marriage laws by the look of it.

Destination · 8 May 2014 at 10:40

OhEsEcks said:
Isn't this the premise to that film Her? Or the guy dates his computer or something.

Yes but in the film it is an actual AI, rather than folders full or pr0n.

snips86x · 8 May 2014 at 10:40

deuse said:
It wasn't long ago when people said the same about gay people

Yes, but there is a massive difference between a living human and an electronic device. There has to be a line!!

Sliver · 8 May 2014 at 10:41

Sounds like a great idea. Computers don't nag, whinge or complain. No need to cuddle them after the fap. They won't cheat on you. No need to spend half your wage on shoes and beauty products. A PC is the partner that never stops giving. I might marry mine.

snips86x · 8 May 2014 at 10:41

Sliver said:
Sounds like a great idea. Computers don't nag, whinge or complain. No need to cuddle them after the fap. They won't cheat on you. No need to spend half your wage on shoes and beauty products. A PC is the partner that never stops giving. I might marry mine.

You make a good argument. Wonder if he thought of this!

[TW]Sponge · 8 May 2014 at 10:42

What happens after a BSOD?

If he has to install a new OS then is it the same 'person'?

Sho · 8 May 2014 at 10:42

Cosimo · 8 May 2014 at 10:43

[TW]Sponge;26273661 said:
What happens after a BSOD?

He has to change his underpants.... the keyboard probably needs a wipe as well....

snips86x · 8 May 2014 at 10:46

Cosimo said:
He has to change his underpants.... the keyboard probably needs a wipe as well....

You can buy covers now

Atlas23 · 8 May 2014 at 10:46

Do you, JessicaNigri17.jpeg, take Chris Sevier to be your lawfully wedded husband?

deuse · 8 May 2014 at 10:48

snips86x said:
Yes, but there is a massive difference between a living human and an electronic device. There has to be a line!!

Are you saying that lesbians don't use "electronic device's"

I want 3 wives! where are my rights?

Pestilence · 8 May 2014 at 10:50

Question is: On a computer, is the clitoris the elusive "Any" key?

snips86x · 8 May 2014 at 10:50

deuse said:
Are you saying that lesbians don't use "electronic device's"

I want 3 wives! where are my rights?

HAHA - well you have just taken that out of context, but I'm sure they would (do?)