Man Wants To Wed Computer

I don't see why not, after all men who engage in a bit of bumming with their friends are allowed to call it marriage so why not let everyone marry whatever takes their fancy?
 
Phate said:
What happens if and when the hard drive fails?
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I guess it's the same as if he had kidney problems. Goes on the waiting list for a transplant :(

:edit: actually depends on his age, if he's not very old his hard drive will be soldered on so will certainly be a trip to hospital
 
glen8 said:
I guess it's the same as if he had kidney problems. Goes on the waiting list for a transplant :(

:edit: actually depends on his age, if he's not very old his hard drive will be soldered on so will certainly be a trip to hospital
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I would laugh if he dropped it and the screen broke, I can imagine the emergency services call now

Them "Hello, what's your emergency?"
Him "My wife, she fell over and now she's not waking up!"
Them "OK put her in the recovery position"
Him "What's the command for that?!"
Them ".....command?"
 
Surely the only outcome from this case is the gentleman being sectioned until such time it is determined as to whether he is on a wind up or actually insane.
 
oulton said:
I don't see why not, after all men who engage in a bit of bumming with their friends are allowed to call it marriage so why not let everyone marry whatever takes their fancy?
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A bloke who engages in a bit of shagging with his female friend are allowed to call it marriage.

It doesn't matter who is doing it - marriage is generally ****ing ridiculous but people can do what the hell they like. I mean I sure as **** like free wine and bridesmaids.
 
arknor said:
It's only a matter of time before the Japanese start marrying robots
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Give it time :D
 
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