Mancold™

Dj_Jestar said:
You just don't get it, do you? You are a let down for the male species! Be gone, your inferior, foul being!

My head.. it aches! :(
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Pfft, I dont like to be human anyway so I dont care ;) I do get it, but still I think your a wuss :p

Oh and take some paracetomol, 2 in the morning 2 before bed it will clear your cold up much faster!
 
how can you complain about a mancold jenk, you slept in half a sleeping bag at an i event in freezing cold temperatures when we asked you to come to a hotel, and then refused a sainsburys breakfast the next morning. :p
 
Efour2 said:
dont you have to be over 60? props if you are :O
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Cheeky young whippersnapper, I was born in the space age (just) :p

The DOB in my profile is correct and I have asthma.
 
Wayn0r said:
how can you complain about a mancold jenk, you slept in half a sleeping bag at an i event in freezing cold temperatures when we asked you to come to a hotel, and then refused a sainsburys breakfast the next morning. :p
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er, nej on the hotel askage, but meh to the sainbury's.. I was actually enjoying the sleeping bag a bit too much :o
 
Try a nice rum or cognac toddy!

2x tablespoons of honey
Juice of 1/4 a lemon
nice big shot of rum/cognac
fill cup to top with boiling water
stir
drink
feel better! :)
 
I like telling my girlfriend the only reason that we men come down with the worst type of flu is due to our ability to tackle every other minor health problem without moaning about it all the bloody time.

I often get a slap :p
 
jcb33 said:
Bah men are wusses, and im a man, Woman get ill, thats it they get on with life, men get ill and they do nothing but moan, oh my throat, oh my head...
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Back in my nursing days, I clearly remember the following from a lecture which I found quite interesting....

Aparently women are more likely to go to the GP and seek medical advice for anything and everything (colds, broken nails) while men are less likely to go to the GP but when they do its for far more serious ailments (actually life threatening). Alas I don't have the original reference as it was a fair few years ago.

So there you have it, women are wusses - its official :p (Don't shoot the messenger btw, I'm jus passing on the info!)
 
I downed a couple lemsip max capsules earlier, so the headache has subsided for now, but the dry throat is really bugging me.. I've drank so much today I am putting dogs to shame :\

GP, what's one of them then? :p Haven't seen my GP since I had a .. er.. scare, related to some 'news' I received from an ex about 6 years ago :p

Unfortunately, calling in sick is not an option for me for the next 3-4weeks.. I've got a deadline to meet on the 22nd Dec, if I don't, I lose my job :o Nice Chrimbo pressie, eh?
 
There is only one known cure for Mancold and Manflu. A hot whiskey.

Fire a generous shot of whiskey into a mug and boil the kettle. Put a spoonful or two of sugar into the whiskey and add a slice of lemon with 4 or 5 cloves pushed into it. Pour the hot water over it, stir and drink it. You'll be 100% cured after 5 or 6 of these.
 
Dj_Jestar said:
5 or 6.. hmm. Might need to double that number, just to be sure.
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Aye, the more the better. You can't overdose so get as much of Dr. Scuzis medicine in you as you can.
 
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