Manly cooking with youstolemyname part2

Youstolemyname · 15 Jul 2007 at 13:14

Benjarghmin said:
Doesn't really take away the fact you're drinking posh tea out of delicate china whilst indulging in a pot of jam and posh scones. Very lady-like.

I had mine in a mug with Mr T on it.

Youstolemyname · 15 Jul 2007 at 13:15

Benjarghmin said:
Doesn't really take away the fact you're drinking posh tea out of delicate china whilst indulging in a pot of jam and posh scones. Very lady-like.

I had mine in a mug with Mr T on it. And buttered my scone with a sword.

Nebzor · 15 Jul 2007 at 13:15

Youstolemyname said:
I had mine in a mug with Mr T on it. And buttered my scone with a sword.

I think somebody is telling porky pies.

Youstolemyname · 15 Jul 2007 at 13:16

Benjarghmin said:
I think somebody is telling porky pies.

No pork pies mate..only scones here

Nebzor · 15 Jul 2007 at 13:17

Youstolemyname said:
No pork pies mate..only scones here

Surely if you're taking jammy scones over a good pork pie, you're basically a woman?

Edit: or even worse.. a vegetarian.

Youstolemyname · 15 Jul 2007 at 13:27

Benjarghmin said:
Surely if you're taking jammy scones over a good pork pie, you're basically a woman?

Edit: or even worse.. a vegetarian.

lol! Steak and kidney pie is where it's at for man food. A good bit of offal never hurt anyone

Deluxe1 · 15 Jul 2007 at 13:29

Benjarghmin said:
I think somebody is telling porky pies.

Now pork pies,they are manly!

monkeyspank · 15 Jul 2007 at 13:53

Youstolemyname said:
Yes it is.

Firstly you don't do a thing. You don't lift a finger. This is man cooking at its finest.

Secondly, you get to ogle the fit birds in waitress outfits. You know the ones I mean, black dresses with white pinnies. Kinda like a french maid

Thirdly, if your own bird happens to really like tea, scones and jam you score brownie points for pocket change.

Et voila. The man-o-meter is flashing

You have to ask yourself why your bird might really like tea, scones and jam. The answer is because she is a bird. Mine really likes shoe shopping so if I went shoe shopping with her would that get the manometer flashing?

TechnoCorruption · 15 Jul 2007 at 13:58

Scones are in no way manly, there for old girls to eat when there listening to the partners tell them how many people they shot in the war or how things are not like they were back in thier day.

And by the way its Scone and not Scon

next people will be telling me the word for a small rock is Ston and not Stone

How you say tomato properly though im not so sure???

Youstolemyname · 15 Jul 2007 at 14:17

monkeyspank said:
You have to ask yourself why your bird might really like tea, scones and jam. The answer is because she is a bird. Mine really likes shoe shopping so if I went shoe shopping with her would that get the manometer flashing?

No as shopping with the bird requires pain and effort. Sitting down somewhere with the missus and drinking a nice brew and enjoying a bit of cake requires zero effort but scores points. Just like taking her out for a meal. Both parties are happy!

Nebzor · 15 Jul 2007 at 14:20

Youstolemyname said:
No as shopping with the bird requires pain and effort. Sitting down somewhere with the missus and drinking a nice brew and enjoying a bit of cake requires zero effort but scores points. Just like taking her out for a meal. Both parties are happy!

Or, alternatively, you could put on your white string vest, light blue jeans, and crack open a Stella in front of the TV.

No seriously don't, that's not a good attitude to take

Tom-ah-toe.

Scrutinize · 15 Jul 2007 at 14:21

Youstolemyname said:
Et voila. Cooking with youstolemyname......all you needed was £6

My goodness man the shame of it :eek:

become a bit camp, cook your own scones, buy oodles of Jam and Clotted Cream and the finest Tea from your local supermarket for £6 and you have a feast that will cause you to explode.

Put some effort in

Nebzor · 15 Jul 2007 at 14:22

mrk1@1 said:
My goodness man the shame of it become a bit camp, cook your own scones, buy oodles of Jam and Clotted Cream and the finest Tea from your local supermarket for £6 and you have a feast that will cause you to explode.

Put some effort in

A man.. putting effort in? You're a queen.

Deluxe1 · 15 Jul 2007 at 14:22

But you havent exactly "cooked" anything have you?

You went into a old ladies tea room and got it all made for you.

Scrutinize · 15 Jul 2007 at 14:23

Benjarghmin said:
A man.. putting effort in? You're a queen.

You haven't tasted my scones

Nebzor · 15 Jul 2007 at 14:33

mrk1@1 said:
You haven't tasted my scones

Mail me a scone and I might forgive you for your treachery.

vincent1989 · 15 Jul 2007 at 15:32

scones 'n cream aint man food, baked beans on toast is man food, you namby pamby!

monkeyspank · 15 Jul 2007 at 18:09

Youstolemyname said:
No as shopping with the bird requires pain and effort. Sitting down somewhere with the missus and drinking a nice brew and enjoying a bit of cake requires zero effort but scores points. Just like taking her out for a meal. Both parties are happy!

Hmmm, depends if you're into cakes and jam and fancy china I suppose. If not then it is a chore.

No wonder you feel like you've got away with murder when you come home after 1pm.

Does your misses keep wanting to stick her finger up your bum while you're at it? It's a slippery slope my friend. The 12" strap-on is probably in the cupboard already

DarkShadow · 15 Jul 2007 at 18:44

This thread fails . . you're last one was a winner.

This is just telling you to go out to eat, pfffft :\