Manly thread

[Mat]

To address the imbalance created by the ghey threads I thought I would just create this for manly things only, you know, hazardous sports, bodily noises, fighting, drinking etc.

So lets have some manly stories (stories involving groups of mans are acceptable but only if it fits in the above types of criteria).

 

[Mat]

how many men can u fit in a sun bed?

One, on his own

 

[Mat]

I thought steak burned to a crisp by flames as tall as a house was a far more manly way of eating?
Pure meat carbon is the way forward.