Manly thread

Mat · 31 May 2007 at 16:06

To address the imbalance created by the ghey threads I thought I would just create this for manly things only, you know, hazardous sports, bodily noises, fighting, drinking etc.

So lets have some manly stories (stories involving groups of mans are acceptable but only if it fits in the above types of criteria).

bakes0310 · 31 May 2007 at 16:07

Mat said:
To address the imbalance created by the ghey threads I thought I would just create this for manly things only, you know, hazardous sports, bodily noises, fighting, drinking etc.

So lets have some manly stories (stories involving groups of mans are acceptable but only if it fits in the above types of criteria).

how many men can u fit in a sun bed?

Mat · 31 May 2007 at 16:08

bakes0310 said:
how many men can u fit in a sun bed?

One, on his own :mad:

Moredhel · 31 May 2007 at 16:08

bakes0310 said:
how many men can u fit in a sun bed?

Depends if they oil themselves up first or not...

The real question is how quickly can they get out again when one of them farts..

Mad_Jay · 31 May 2007 at 16:09

When i went to Austrailia in January i stayed in Manly, Just north of Sydney

BillytheImpaler · 31 May 2007 at 16:09

This one time I headbutted a grizzly bear to death. After that I drank a punch bowl full of whiskey and slept with eight women at once.

collisster · 31 May 2007 at 16:11

I was raised on a strict diet of quavers and stella.. I once punched a horse to the floor.

Larnica · 31 May 2007 at 16:12

I am a man :eek:

gumbald · 31 May 2007 at 16:13

collisster said:
carling..

Thought this was a manly thread?

sidefxv1 · 31 May 2007 at 16:13

I am... RON BURGUNDY!

collisster · 31 May 2007 at 16:14

gumbald said:
Thought this was a manly thread?

stella then

the also known as wife beater

YorkshirePadd26 · 31 May 2007 at 16:14

BillytheImpaler said:
This one time I headbutted a grizzly bear to death. After that I drank a punch bowl full of whiskey and slept with eight women at once.

My House mate (Male) has got off with several men ! but claims to not be gay ! and he has a bird although she's slightly related to him !

Do you think he's really gay ? he seams to do it everytime he goes out and gets drunk.

Should I be worried ? he only sleeps 8 feet away from me and all that protects me is 2 doors !

Six6siX · 31 May 2007 at 16:15

sidefxv1 said:
I am... RON BURGUNDY!

lol

BillytheImpaler · 31 May 2007 at 16:15

Oh, I forgot to mention in the above that I did all of that while falling out of a burning airplane with no parachute. When I'd finished laying the women I used my teeth to skin the bear and fashioned a crude parachute from its skin and entrails.

Dreadi · 31 May 2007 at 16:15

yorkshirepad, be afraid, be very afraid

collisster · 31 May 2007 at 16:17

Dreadi said:
yorkshirepad, be afraid, be very afraid

+1
who is this guy? gets off with men and is going out with someone he is related to?

+ I also forgot to mention about my current ginsters diet

ots3go · 31 May 2007 at 16:18

This thread just means someone will go along and create another women troubles thread.

This once again making GD less manly.

*opens a bottle of wife beater with his teeth, drinks it, smashes bottle on head*

Darg · 31 May 2007 at 16:19

Because this thread deserves one too...

YorkshirePadd26 · 31 May 2007 at 16:19

Dreadi said:
yorkshirepad, be afraid, be very afraid

He's also into dancing ! ballroom stuff and the likes and he chooses to go to church on a saturday night rather than come down the pub !

Darg · 31 May 2007 at 16:20

YorkshirePadd26 said:
He's also into dancing ! ballroom stuff and the likes and he chooses to go to church on a saturday night rather than come down the pub !

Guilt stricken christian gays are the best!

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