Manly thread

Smiley Man said:
once ive pounded the animal to the ground with my bare hands while half naked covered in used motor oil (is that manly or just gay), i check the acid is strong enough by pouring it in my eye, once ive washed my eye out with some brick cleaner i drag the wife into the kitchen, lock the door and tell her to cook while i go outside and bang anvils with hammers and spanners and drill huge holes in concrete walls while reading last Wednesday's sun :cool:

then once its marindaded for 5 minutes (who wastes time by leaving it overnight? when you could be eating like MEN) i hurl it on the barbeque which is just flames, no hot embers, just a massive blazing inferno, then i use iamdjdz's uberhot spice to finish off then we all eat it with garden forks desperate dan style while drinking a mixture of battery acid, stella and industrial grade methanol

then i get the wife to clean up while i watch the footy on TV

:D
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You try too hard :p
 
I thought steak burned to a crisp by flames as tall as a house was a far more manly way of eating?
Pure meat carbon is the way forward.
 
I believe the most manly way of eating is straight off the creature from which it came. No cooking, no messing, eat that fool while it's alive.
 
I'm so manly I take my mini puddle with pink collar and lead for an hours walk around London in meh white pyjamas strutting my hips and chest to all those passing by.
Then on Friday nights i like to dress in my skin tight leather outfit with high heals & knee high boots, fish net tights, tight black shorts, & a black waist coat and pop down to my local "White Swan, on Vere Street, in London" were i proceed to drink alcopops and threaten to take my waste coat off before I'm escorted to the door by some promiscuous young chaps.
 
Today I saw a young woman struggling up some steps with a buggy and an impudent toddler. I asked if she needed a hand, she did, so I put the child in the buggy and picked it up, slung her over my shoulder and bounded up the stairs 3 at a time, once at the top I gave the kid a thick ear for his belligerence. I'm going to shag his mum later.
 
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I do this kinda stuff all the time after work :o
 
I saw an armed robbery taking place and using my elite CS skills managed to sneak up and knife one of the villains in the back. I then stole his gun and blew the other mutha away.
 
DalGurak said:
I saw an armed robbery taking place and using my elite CS skills managed to sneak up and knife one of the villains in the back. I then stole his gun and blew the other mutha away.
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You didn't use your bare hands? That's girly, not manly...
 
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