Manly thread

I had a full on BB gun battle with work colleages yesterday & then stood 3 foot away and let my boss shoot me 4 times in the heart to demo the guns to a group of lads, i have 6 nipples now, 2 brown & 4 red :)
Then we shot the lads, sold them a gun then shot them all loads as they left the shop, then shot each other some more just for good measure.
Then we blatantly oggled womens norks as they walked past the shop & graded them accordingly making grunting noises and farting.
I think i must have rearranged my crutch 2 -300 times and scratched my butt around a 100, was a poor day for farts though to be honest i didn't even reach double figures.
 
collisster said:
back to the manly stuff rather than talking about a gay.

criteria:
food - of the not good for you variety
DIY - dangerous power tools
Fights with big animals
Drinking wifebeater.


collisster
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After 10 pints of wifebeater I used a Black and Decker drill to take down an polar bear for it's meat.
 
I once got tipsy on sam smiths at the kings arms in York, I stripped to my boxers and dived into the river swam across and pee'd on the wall on the other side which is now the carpark to the Livingroom.

All this after about 8 pints of Sams and the pee was infront of about 600 people stood outside the kings arms one sunny day. Then had to walk across the bridge in my soaking boxers.

How manly is that,


Alpha Male !
 
Dreadi said:
Hahaha you gotta be making this up surely ?
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Na man you cant make stuff like this up !

He's a Southerner and all so that makes him more gay in my book.

Me and my other house mate introduce him as our dancer house mate, Its well funny.

He has dyed blonde hair as well !
 
YorkshirePadd26 said:
Na man you cant make stuff like this up !

He's a Southerner and all so that makes him more gay in my book.

Me and my other house mate introduce him as our dancer house mate, Its well funny.

He has dyed blonde hair as well !
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you were asking us if we thought he was gay? I'd sleep with oen eye open
 
going to the tip is a manly venture, it involves lifting, driving and noisy destruction.

that and using something like a hammer drill to put a picture up with
 
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