Manly thread

collisster · 31 May 2007 at 17:59

hmm . well I punched a horse to the floor and billy the impailer hedbutted a bear to death whilst jumping out of a burning plane

Conscript · 31 May 2007 at 18:00

I open bottles of beer using my eyelids.

When Im finished I smash said bottle and use the shards of glass to shave with.

Not much point though....as soon as I tense my jaw, the beard reappears.

marc2003 · 31 May 2007 at 18:00

Dreadi said:
OT but marc2003, is that a dynamic sig thing that updates itself with what your playing? if so where can i get one ?

well i'm running a webserver at home and a homemade php script so i can show what's playing accurate to the nearest second.

but i think the easiest way to do this is to register with lastfm. you can then download a plugin for the media player of your choice and that will submit all tracks you play to their online database. you can then use their sig service, you might have noticed them around the forum already. they usually display the last few tracks played. you can configure the style/size/colour yourself. an example of one of theirs....

you can sign up here http://last.fm

anymore q's drop me a line @ my username @ gmail.com

collisster · 31 May 2007 at 20:39

stop being nerdy. more manly.

Morba · 31 May 2007 at 20:41

today i farted lots, it stank.

RAH

Dreadi · 31 May 2007 at 20:54

marc2003 said:
snip

ah yeah, i signed up with lastfm ages ago but never used it, cheers

Smiley Man · 31 May 2007 at 20:58

something manly eh?

see who can find the biggest and post powerful CIRCULAR SAW

first google result, proper lazy MANLY response :cool:

Dreadi · 31 May 2007 at 21:21

i'd rather one of these myself

Smiley Man · 31 May 2007 at 22:00

Dreadi said:
i'd rather one of these myself

phwoar

i can imagine the cab now, day old copy of the sun folded over tucked on the dash, a few empty cans of wife beater, overflowing ashtray and big hairy bloke driving wearing a grubby vest

proper manly :cool:

Phate · 31 May 2007 at 22:07

YorkshirePadd26 said:
He's a Southerner and all so that makes him more gay in my book.

OI!

It's you dirty northerners that concern me!

Tombo · 31 May 2007 at 22:09

I once put Chuck Norris in a coma.

Psyk · 31 May 2007 at 22:26

Despite there being a male majority in my house, I happen to be the only one that likes girls. So I have to be extra manly to make up for it!

Today I had steak for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Each steak was from a different cow, each of which I killed with my bare hands and carried back home.

Did I mention I'm also a lumberjack? Oh wait that's gay too now. Well I'm something very manly.

Smiley Man · 31 May 2007 at 22:27

Psyk said:
Despite there being a male majority in my house, I happen to be the only one that likes girls. So I have to be extra manly to make up for it!

Today I had steak for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Each steak was from a different cow, each of which I killed with my bare hands and carried back home.

Did I mention I'm also a lumberjack? Oh wait that's gay too now. Well I'm something very manly.

was each steak 16lbs in weight? and so rare it was still living in the middle, it better have been, it better have been or get out of the thread :mad:

Psyk · 31 May 2007 at 22:30

Smiley Man said:
was each steak 16lbs in weight? and so rare it was still living in the middle, it better have been, it better have been or get out of the thread

The steak was the entire cow, and it was only lightly toasted with a flamethrower.

LostCorpse · 31 May 2007 at 22:39

Psyk said:
Despite there being a male majority in my house, I happen to be the only one that likes girls. So I have to be extra manly to make up for it!

Today I had Milk for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Each Milk was from a different cow, each of which I Milked with my bare hands and carried back home.

Did I mention I'm also a Ballerina dancer? Oh wait being a forum member is gay too now. anyway aren't I something very manly.

fixed

Will_3rd · 31 May 2007 at 22:45

I once cut a man's head off and shredded someone with a 50 caliber machine gun* :cool:

[size=-4]*this possibly could have been John Rambo[/size]

Psyk · 31 May 2007 at 22:45

Emo_hug said:
fixed

It takes a very manly man to pull off being a ballerina

And milk is the manliest non-alcoholic drink. Which makes it the 567th manliest drink overall.

LostCorpse · 31 May 2007 at 22:54

Psyk said:
It takes a very manly man to pull off being a ballerina

And milk is the manliest non-alcoholic drink. Which makes it the 567th manliest drink overall.

what you say is true, but a man dancing around a stage in skin tight clothing sing whater is surly an invitation to the less manly men to procced and propose a mutually agreeable arrangment between the two said parties for long term cohabitation program no?

Psyk · 31 May 2007 at 23:02

Emo_hug said:
what you say is true, but a man dancing around a stage in skin tight clothing sing whater is surly an invitation to the less manly men to procced and propose a mutually agreeable arrangment between the two said parties for long term cohabitation program no?

At which point the manly ballerina would woo and proceed to have sexual relations with said homosexual's sister and/or mother. Thus his manliness is in tact.

Jaaay · 31 May 2007 at 23:09

I once caught a bullet with my bare teeth..

:cool: