Manly thread

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lol.
 
/me thinks of simpsons episode where lisa becomes a boy so she can take "math" (bleh, US maths).

She's sitting next to Nelson, and she asks him what he's drawing.

He replies,

"A picture of a robot with guns for arms, being shot by a plane made of guns, with guns that shoot guns"

rofl. Boy stuff r00lz!
 
Raikiri said:
You cook?

Poof.











:p
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once ive pounded the animal to the ground with my bare hands while half naked covered in used motor oil (is that manly or just gay), i check the acid is strong enough by pouring it in my eye, once ive washed my eye out with some brick cleaner i drag the wife into the kitchen, lock the door and tell her to cook while i go outside and bang anvils with hammers and spanners and drill huge holes in concrete walls while reading last Wednesday's sun :cool:

then once its marindaded for 5 minutes (who wastes time by leaving it overnight? when you could be eating like MEN) i hurl it on the barbeque which is just flames, no hot embers, just a massive blazing inferno, then i use iamdjdz's uberhot spice to finish off then we all eat it with garden forks desperate dan style while drinking a mixture of battery acid, stella and industrial grade methanol

then i get the wife to clean up while i watch the footy on TV

:D
 
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Smiley Man said:
once ive pounded the animal to the ground with my bare hands while half naked covered in used motor oil (is that manly or just gay),
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Definitely gay.

then i get the wife to clean up while i watch the footy on TV

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You watch 22 other men running around, sweating..alone?
 
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