Mate has BEES Help!

You could probably send in some Mouse knights to sort out the infestation, it'll cost you though, they don't come cheap.

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1) Get camcorder
2) Pint at underground lair and hit record.
3) Jump on their underground lair. Lots.
4) ????
5) Post on Youtube
6) Receive instant internet fame for a few minutes.
7) Wait a few months.
8) Receive stern letters from some Health and Safety prat.
 
malc30 said:
Are you sure it was Murder & not Rape. :eek:
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Well it appeared to be slicing it apart so I guess murder, I got the wasp off then my mum squashed it with some rock, 5 mins later we seen the moth still alive, so had to stamp on it really hard to put it out of its misery.
 
Antar Bolaeisk said:
Tell me what country you found them in so that I never EVER go there.
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* Sphecius antennatus (Klug, 1845) (Southern and Eastern Europe, Middle East, Central Asia)
* Sphecius citrinus Arnold, 1929 (South Africa)
* Sphecius claripennis Morice, 1911 (North Africa)
* Sphecius conicus (Germar, 1817) (Balkans, Kazakhstan, Turkey, Greece)
o Sphecius conicus creticus de Beaumont, 1965 (Crete)
o Sphecius conicus syriacus (Klug, 1845) (Syria to China)
* Sphecius convallis Patton, 1879 – Pacific cicada killer (California, Mexico)
* Sphecius grandidieri (de Saussure, 1887) (Madagascar)
* Sphecius grandis (Say, 1823) – Western cicada killer (Nevada, Arkansas, Colorado, Mexico)
* Sphecius hemixanthopterus Morice, 1911 (Algeria)
* Sphecius hogardii (Latreille, 1806) – Caribbean cicada killer (West Indies, Florida)
o Sphecius hogardii bahamas Krombein, 1953 (Bahama Islands: Bimini)
* Sphecius intermedius Handlirsch, 1895 (Algeria)
* Sphecius lutescens (Radoszkowski, 1877) (Central Asia)
* Sphecius malayanus Handlirsch, 1895 (Indonesia: Timor, Sumbava)
* Sphecius milleri R.Turner, 1915 (Zambia)
o Sphecius milleri aurantiacus Arnold, 1940 (Ethiopia)
* Sphecius nigricornis (Dufour, 1838) (Southern and Eastern Europe, North Africa)
* Sphecius pectoralis (F.Smith, 1856) (Australia)
* Sphecius persa Gussakovskij, 1933 (Iran, Afghanistan)
* Sphecius quartinae (Gribodo, 1884) (Guinea, Somalia)
* Sphecius schulthessi Roth, 1951 (North Africa)
* Sphecius speciosus (Drury, 1773) – Eastern cicada killer (Central and North America: Honduras to Canada)
* Sphecius spectabilis (Taschenberg, 1875) – South American cicada killer (Brazil, Argentina)
* Sphecius uljanini (Radoszkowski, 1877) (Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan, Iran)


Anywhere warm and with Cicadas :p

Edit: The first one is a Japanese Hornet iirc.
 
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willhub said:
Well it appeared to be slicing it apart so I guess murder, I got the wasp off then my mum squashed it with some rock, 5 mins later we seen the moth still alive, so had to stamp on it really hard to put it out of its misery.
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Might have raped it so hard it split it in two. :eek:

So to summarise.
A Well hung Wasp raped a Moth in your house today so your Ma got a Huge Flintstone size rock & set about it. In a final showing of Mercy you Stamped on the moth whilst it had it's last orgasm. :(
 
Send ants onto them!

Ants dealt swiftly with the following (slowly dieing) nasty below:

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Failing being able to rally and command an army of ants boiling water is what I would use :D
 
A.N.Other said:
Jesus! We're all dead :eek:

On a serious note, I suggest two things that we have employed successfully on ants in the past ... I'm sure they'll work on bees/wasps similarly ...

1) boiling water. More suited to patios than soil, really.

2) soak petrol into the soil (the tunnels will help it all flow in), wait for a while, add some more to be sure and light it up. Instant cure.
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not a great fan of wasps and bees soi vote for these and if u got kids get the experts in , i crapped myself when i saw the pix of the wasp on the hand :S
 
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